Revenge on a cheating ex-boyfriend?
Ok Ok Ok, I know that revenge is wrong and the best revenge is to move on, be successful and live my life,
Buuuuut I really want revenge;
I already broke up with him (less then a week ago)
I have his Home phone number,e-mail, home address etc,
I have his beach towel his hoodie and a t-shirt of his,
I was thinking something along the lines of making him a profile on a gay singles website, having a friend call him and tell him one of his past partners is HIV positive and he should get checked out, something along the lines of the hilary duff "So Yesterday" video with his clothes…Something like that nothing huge just something that will make me a little bit happy inside!
I really want to know any ideas you guys have! (Please don’t tell me I’m being immature, I know that already but the bastard cheated on me I think I deserve some immaturity)
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Just get over it, and move on, kill him with kindness..
And I quote:
I know that revenge is wrong and the best revenge is to move on, be successful and live my life
Move on…. really.
Be seen by him with another, hotter guy….or better yet, a whole group of hotter guys. It might spark jealousy and insecurity in him if he sees you flirting with other guys that look better than him, and its the most harmless way to get your revenge.
you got it right in the first line…. MOVE ON….
Find a better man… anyone who would cheat on someone they claimed to love wasn’t worth a crap anyway
you bastard you cant do revenge i can only do revenge cause i am good at it hell yeah.
Well what my sister did was throw all his stuff away in his pool. If your ex bf doesnt have a pool then you should put his stuff in dog shit, and put it on his lawn. lmao and that gay thing idea is great
put an ad on craigslist :]
if u wanna go really far….put his address with the ad on craigslist.
tell him your pregnant!
tell his parents you’re pregnant….
get a friend of yours to pretend she is gonna hook up with him and like tie him up and leave him there…
haha i like your idea alot
you can also if he has a car or even just list a fake car
do like a nice car like a 2005 mustand on a car website
like autotrader.com
and list the 2005 mustang for 2000$$ and put that it runs great and there is no problems with it.
then put his house number and people will be calling him none stop
You could rip up all his stuff, and send it him in the post
The gay profile idea is funny
Do it and have fun.
You know revenge is`nt worth it.Just move on with your life,You might get more than you bargain for.
call his house on *67 and say:
Hello, this is the Condom house in blah blah town and we heard you bought 30 boxes of our super large condoms. We’ll get those right delivered to your *address here* so that special lady *person he cheated on you with* please note these are not 100% percent proven to work, so please be careful. thank you!..
then take his clothes over and thorw them in his trees all ripped up and put them all over the lawn
Order like 20 pizzas under his name and address. The gay things funny and a good one do all.
Take that hoodie – put in the washing machine with tied with bleach-the powder kind, but three or four scoops in there with just hot water, don’t put them through the wash cycle or anything like that just keep the hoodie in the water and let it soak up the detergent, then take it out and let it dry in the sun- the next time he puts it on he will sweat, the tide will get into his pores-and will make him break out and itch worse than any case of poison ivy. Or you could get into his place and take a box of nerds with you, take his bedsheet off sprinkle a few nerds underneath it and make the bed back-given a few days and ants will crawl all over the bed. I’ve got hundreds of ideas if you don’t like these contact me and I’ll give you some more-especially if he has a car or truck
Here is a pretty good article called "Get Back At Your Ex – Without Using An Axe". Hope this helps….
http://www.getexbackproductreports.com/Get-Back-At-Your-Ex-Without-Using-an-Axe.html
well the whole putting gay on some site is a good idea but im not sure u really wanna go as far as hiv thing what you sould do is if your goin to be seein him around than u sould just dress really sexy and ask one of your guy friends to help you out with makin him jealous than once he trys to get back with you talkin a bunch bull you should play along that you forgive him yea you have to bite your tongue but once the times right you get him either in a car or out in public and make him think you guys are goin to have sex and make him strip naked first and take off with him clothes maybe if you wanna go that far though….good luck get the baster!!!!
Hop in your car and run him over. no seriously, I know you’re hurt, but instead take your own advice and move on. Life is too short to be wallowing in all of this drama. There are plenty of men out there, and the less time you spend trying to plot revenge, the more time you’ll have to find the right guy for you and be happy.
Never let anyone make you lose your pride, dignity and respect. Trust me it is not worth you even thinking about this loser. You are giving him too much power. I bet he is not even thinking about you. He moved on and so should you! Yeah! You’re right about being angry and I think you have a right to feel the way you do, but don’t linger in self pity too long and please don’t embarrass yourself by doing something stupid and possibly illegal. You know people will talk and say, “She did all of that over a boy, man that sure was stupid." Eventually you will get over him and wonder what you ever saw in him, but please don’t do that from a jail cell! Dust yourself off and walk tall he is just not worth it. Already we’ve spent too much time on this loser. Good luck!
I know one thing, he’s sure as hell better off without you.
cut his balls off
Haha, if he cheated on you he definately deserves the worst,
Do the gay singles thing XD
ask his best friend if he can pretend to be your best friend for a while and go somewhere with your ex and your fake new boyfriend, hahahah im a guy and that would be torture for me
its not really being immature. its more like, "why are you wasting your time on the guy that cheated on you? you care THAT much about someone who screwed you over?"
…but suit yourself. the HIV one works best. i’ve done it to a friend when i was in a fight. it was funny.
You have allot of growing up to do.
Play mind games with him.
Spread rumors about his penis size.
Call his work and tell them you saw him mooning the workers.
Use cinnamon oil and put a little in a mans/guys underwear where it would rub and hang, right around where his balls will hit and haha it will set him on fire…
i need to take revenge heeeeeeeeeeelp