Ideas on how to get revenge on ex?
I just learned that my boyfriend (now my ex) had cheated on me while we were dating, and also got a new girlfriend 3 hours after he dumped me. I want to pull some mean pranks on him as revenge. Does anyone have any ideas?
BTW, don’t tell me this is childish and immature. Please just respond with good ideas. Also, nothing illegal or too cruel.
Lol, i’m 18 years old.
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Photoshop a picture of him naked with preferrably a donkey. Post it all over his favorite hang outs.
mix laxatives into his food.
get him drunk (if you both happen to be at a party) take him to his house pay abunch of midgets to fress up in green elf costumes and dance and sing nonsense when he wakes up and record it. This sounds very very promising.
Or tell him you will have your revenge and he isn’t going to see it coming. This of course is the psychological approach if he takes it serious he will be scared and be watching out for you everywhere he goes. And he won’t have peace.
Tell everyone how small his package is.
Tell his current girlfriend that he is cheating on her with you or someone. (I know someone said this already)
Kill him? (joking) um….how old are you?
How old are you?
burn all the presents he’s given you and dump them on his car
egg his house
egg him
call his girlfriend and tell her he has prblems getting it up
or that he is selfish in bed
or that he chated on her with you
well, it IS childish. you are 18. time to "adult" up, and act like one. move on.
My all time favorite prank:
Make sure to block your number first. Then get out the yellow pages, and call every single plumber, locksmith, appliance repairman, etc, and get them to all show up the same day. On a day you know he’ll be at home.
Don’t do this if he still lives with his parents, though. You don’t want them to have to deal with the barrage of repairmen when it comes.
It’s hilarious though! You can go over to his house and see a traffic jam of white vans outside of his house.
Put a glob of vaseline under his car/truck door handle… hilarious!
Do something that would be embarrassing for him… like tape a sign to his back that says, "I like boys."
I could think of alot of illegal ones but these are the only funny "legal" ones. sorry and good luck! ;P
1- slap him in public whenever u see him anywhere.
2- throw rotten eggs and vegetables on his car.
3- give him threat cards written on a paper.
4- call 4ram a PCO n speak to him in a different voice n threaten him to do this and that…
hope this helps you…
u would b surprised, i have got dumped too n i did the same things and it worked…he also started crying..!!!!!
I know this is not the answer you want to hear but honestly just take the high rode I know what he did is horrible I mean ugh what a dog but you will feel better that you did the right thing and dont worry he’ll pay sooner or later its called karma and it’ll be twice as bad for him
break his bong.
tell his current girlfriend he has crabs.
delete all the females on his myspace.
ask his parents if they’re excited to be grandparents.
steal one of his shoes, for each pair.
tell everyone you dumped him?
Oh well, get over it. You still care for this guy and still upset the fact that he did this to you, not to mention jealous. My ex cheated twice and while we were together, so yours isn’t that bad! I took like a real woman and an adult and move on. It shows you’re much stronger. By moving on, it shows that you’re strong and mature about it. By playing pranks and revenging just gives him another reason why he just wanted to hurt you in the first place!
wel…If you’re willing to do a prank on him without it being illegal or "too cruel" where is the fun in that??? Anyway, if I were you, I’d pick up dog poop and put it on his doorknob, under the car door handle, and it only gets better if he has nails! lol. hmm..You should also get a brush with metal bristles and sand his car out. My prank ideas are good, I just don’t know if you have the guts to do it haha anyway have fun
go out with someone else & pamper yourself, make him jealous !!! = ]
lol … make it look like your way happier without him, but don’t spend too much time thinking about him tehe .. once finished ‘pranking him’ if you want lol
goodluck !
well,don’t pull pranks on him,just show him you already moved on!
So he will think that you’re really strong,find a new boyfriend then love your new boyfriend much more than you loved him…
And show him that he is the dumbest guy on earth because he dumped someone who is really hot and perfect!…
Just show him you moved on hun…in that way,he will regret cheating on you…
this is a really tough one because when you are hurting and so upset and mad that thought of revenge is so inviting…….i would like to say don’t take any revenge and that the best revenge would be to let him see how happy you without him, but i know you don’t want to hear that……..google revenge on your ex they have funny pranks you can get like a postcard that says its from the secret homosexual society or secret masterbaters society you can have it mailed to his house but then again his parents might see it, do you want that ? remember you can’t unring a bell……is there any chance you and he can get back in the future? do you want to ruin any hope? do you want him to hate you ? do you want him to think you are a psycho? or do you want him to see you as a classy woman? i am 43 years old and trust me i was in your place many times when i was younger, and i found the best method is to hold your head up high and let them remember you as a classy woman, trust me if you do this he’ll be back…….
think this one thru before you act, like i said you can’t unring a bell……for now just fantasize about the pranks you would love to do to him……
i know you didnt want to hear it, but it is childish and immature. your 18 and you and him are over now. there is a reason people from our past dont make it into our future.
but you hurt and want revenge so TRY…..
if you have a naked pic of your x, photo copy a hole heep and post them up around your local shopping centre. i done it to my x, classic. and it cuts like a bone.
even add a few little comments around the pic, something like… sux in bed , guys hate hearing that.
THIS IS A LONG BUT GOOD ONE!!!
call his work one day when you know he isnt going to be there and ask to speak with him, but put on a professional tone…
when the manager or who ever answers ask to speak with him, they will then tell you he isnt there so ask if you can leave a message.. tell them that he gave this number as a contact number and that you are from somewhere like a doctors surgery because you have his test results about some sexually transmitted infection and need him to contact you back immediately so you can discuss a treatment plan.
its kinda mean but will be laughed off and perfect as revenge.