A few days ago I bought a Mario HOpez (AC Slater) blow up doll off ebay and I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with it and my hubby says he is growing impatient with me…. I haven’t done anything wrong… yesterday I strapped AC to back of my bicycle and took him with me for a bike ride in the park and last night we went for a movie as well. I’ve even taken up knitting so I can make HOpez some clothes although his rather large and long bell button still hasn’t deflated (weird). I also sit with him on the front porch and read him books and all the neighbors just stare and point with envy. My hubby won’t do any of those things with me that’s why I take HOpez…..

Anyways yesterday I went back to ebay and saw that they had a TITffani Amber Thiessen aka Kelly blow up doll which I ordered express delivery and got it this morning and I noticed that her mouth came wide open and wouldn’t close and her tongue seems to be unusually long and it sticks out her mouth (weird) but I don’t know if I should show my hubby my new doll…..he thinks I’ve lost my mind since the Save by the Bell since the 200 hour marathon came on last month. I’m afraid it will ruin my marriage. Should I tell him about the Kelly doll?

I couldnt make this up even if I wanted too!
I can honestly say you guys have delivered some of the best answers…wow picking “Best Answer” is going to be tough!

Ricky – I’m sorry to disappoint you but this is the only time I’ve asked this question & yes I’m locked up in a jail cell but others call it a cubicle… I call it HELL (from 9-5)
Ted – I should have known it was from you ….she had some left over cool whip around her mouth & avatar shades on. When I took AC into the movies I only had to pay student price because I made him show his High School id from Bayside High!


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