Help! I don’t want to ruin my marriage….?
A few days ago I bought a Mario HOpez (AC Slater) blow up doll off ebay and I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with it and my hubby says he is growing impatient with me…. I haven’t done anything wrong… yesterday I strapped AC to back of my bicycle and took him with me for a bike ride in the park and last night we went for a movie as well. I’ve even taken up knitting so I can make HOpez some clothes although his rather large and long bell button still hasn’t deflated (weird). I also sit with him on the front porch and read him books and all the neighbors just stare and point with envy. My hubby won’t do any of those things with me that’s why I take HOpez…..
Anyways yesterday I went back to ebay and saw that they had a TITffani Amber Thiessen aka Kelly blow up doll which I ordered express delivery and got it this morning and I noticed that her mouth came wide open and wouldn’t close and her tongue seems to be unusually long and it sticks out her mouth (weird) but I don’t know if I should show my hubby my new doll…..he thinks I’ve lost my mind since the Save by the Bell since the 200 hour marathon came on last month. I’m afraid it will ruin my marriage. Should I tell him about the Kelly doll?
I couldnt make this up even if I wanted too!
I can honestly say you guys have delivered some of the best answers…wow picking “Best Answer” is going to be tough!
Ricky – I’m sorry to disappoint you but this is the only time I’ve asked this question & yes I’m locked up in a jail cell but others call it a cubicle… I call it HELL (from 9-5)
Ted – I should have known it was from you ….she had some left over cool whip around her mouth & avatar shades on. When I took AC into the movies I only had to pay student price because I made him show his High School id from Bayside High!
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I didn’t realize it was you I was bidding against for the TITffani doll. Wow, you paid a lot! (but well worth it). I was looking for it as a passenger so I could ride the Express Lane on the highway (you need at least two people in the car to be in the lane). And I figured I could think of other uses for it too. Well, good luck with it. I think you should share your new toy with your hubby. though you might want to fib about the price. Maybe some night the four of you can double-date. It could make you feel like you’re back in high school again.
If you’re going to make up a story at least make it believable.
Creative, though.
Georgio Gogani to the rescue! See I have my "top contributor" thingy now too.
Lets see now…hmmmm.
EDIT: That story gave me a headache.
u should give it to him he needs a friend too
I think you should tell him about it. Than go and get some help before you end up in divorce court
Time to grow up don’t you think.
Is high school out already?
Just divorce your husband already….and live happily ever after with your blow up dolls….
Lame.
r u kidding me u have a real life husband to obsess over and all u can think about is how to tell ur husband about a doll. u need to stop this it is crazy. u may love saved by the bell but u need to relax and think this through.
Wow.
are you serious????
Marriage is a partnership and I think you have an obligation to not only tell your husband about Kelly,but to share her. I see nothing but happy times ahead for you! (Did you happen to notice if there were any Ben Rothelisberger dolls there?)
Fantastic story. You should tell him about the Kelly doll and let him borrow it if he wishes.
I can just see you on your porch with your blow up doll. You may be crazy but you are certainly interesting, You are the kind of neighbor I would love to have. Did HOpez enjoy the movie and the bike ride! I love it!!! LOL, if things don’t work out with you and your doll, maybe you can fix HOpez and Kelly up. That should make your husband feel better. Oh my gosh, tell me you didn’t watch 200 hours of Saved By The Bell, if you lost your mind, I am afraid that’s what did it. You are too funny.
Hey….just shut up and pass the joint this way will you?
How many time are you going to ask this mister? Isn’t this like the tenth time this week?
Are you sitting in a jail cell somewhere with nothing better to do?
LMAO…..The visuals that your story conjured up are priceless…
LOL, Quas!
so you bought that? I am glad you received it so promptly…I do have to disclose she does have a very slow leak ( I think the left bosom is the weak point, but your obsessed with right ones, so that should be ok)……. plus it has not been cleaned for awhile … I apologize for that
edit– what did it cost to get him into the movie? dont get popcorn butter on him..he will be very slippery
Lmao. Envious neighbors lol and then you took him to the movies lol. This is so funny lol.
Wrap her up and give her to hubby as a gift.
One big happy family!
I agree with JoJo…er JjP. whoever you are…one big happy family…NotaSlut, Mario HO,hubby and Kelly.
Heybabe, however is already making plans with all of you and these dolls, without me…and we are still newlyweds.
I give and give and give…and still it isnt enough. *sniff*