How do i get this girl out of my bed?
So i went to a strip joint in downtown Cleveland last night. I have never been to this one and i heard Shaq was there so i went in. I didnt get to meet him but i met a lot of the girls and now one of them is asleep in my bed. I dont even remember bringing her here. Anyways she has been sleeping all day. How do i get her out of my bed?
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holy shit this is probably this BEST QUESTION OF THE DAY! wake her up man just tap her on the sholder man. man you must have been wassssted bro LMAO!! tell her you know where she came from but not sure how she got here be nice and lie and say you have to go to work or have to see your mom. good luck man, you should post your results bro.
liz!
Pour a bucket of ice water on her
Rofl.
Wake her up and ask her what happened last night. Then, she might tell you the story if she remembers.
ice water and kick the bed a couple of times that’ll wake her ass up…or go buy an air horn.
Since you don’t remember just politely wake her up and tell her if she could go no hard feelings but you just need to let her know she can’t stay there.
slap her up side her head and say
"bitch get the fuck outa my bed!!"
tell her you wanna take her out to lunch once she steps out of the door slam it shut and there you go shes gone and you got your bed back……but lmaooo shaq at a strip joint wow looks like shaq daddy gonna have a great season this year ha lool
First, check for VD’s, then slam a door downstairs to wake her ass up, then go upstairs and say you are leaving for work soon so she has to get the **** out, call her a cab if you want but get her out of the house, then close the door, the rest is up to her…