Which is the best way to get back at my professor?
He isn’t my pro no more. I want to get back at him because he was acting creepy towards me in class last semester, making stupid comments about the way I dress. Here are some options I am considering:
1. Calling him by name, i.e. instead of "hi prof so and so" I’ll say "Hi, Joe, how do you like my skirt today?" and make a smile that will let him know that he’s a creep, and if he says something like "I don’t" I’ll say "of course you do, you creep/old fart" etc.
2. Since once in class he said something nasty about my sister, I’m also considering telling him "Hi, Joe, I saw your two inbred kids yesterday, what do you feed your daughter, she’s fu***ng fat" which is true. This one I’m reluctant to, cause I would rather hurt him, I feel bad involving his kids, even though on the other hand he did not feel bad talking about my sister.
3. I also thought of making some posters where I could draw two penises, one huge and one small, and lable them "regular penis", "prof x penis" respectively and hang one on his office doors and leave copies in his mailbox, and copies on the hallway table.
This is what I came up with so far, let me know which idea is best/worst or if you have your own, I will much appreciate it. If any of you have ever done anything like that, I’d love to hear from you
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Forget all of that. Create a web page!
grow up
Lol, I’m liking option number 3!
get over it. you don’t need revenge that shows that you have the maturity of a peanut
get a life.
wow.. how immature! If you’re a college kid then you should know that revenge is never an answer and unless you want a bad grade for the semester then go ahead with your plan. Also just ignore it!!!
Sometimes the best revenge is doing nothing you should try it…..and he obviously needs to grow up so if i was you i wouldn’t feed into it because that shows that your more mature….
Um won’t you get in trouble for this somehow?! I’d go for 3 I guess considering the first 2 could land you in hot water.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I’m sorry this guy was "acting creepy towards you in class," but now that he’s not your professor, there’s absolutely nothing to be gained by "getting back" at him, is there?
Look, if he was legitimately sexually or otherwise harassing you in class, you need to have a conversation with someone at the university where you provide specific instances of his inappropriate behavior.
If, however, you two simply didn’t get along, you’re a complete ass for thinking that revenge is the only solution.
Just let it go. Sometimes, we dislike people. It happens, and it’s okay. But calling people names, making fun of their children, or drawing dick pics is NOT the way to deal with conflict.
You’re behaving like a child. Stop it.
Ok, seriously, grow the hell up you crazy maneating piece of shit. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that. But seriously, how immature are you? Or are you just plain dumb?
Do tell =)
first of all, that’s just going to make him mad, start talking more smack about you and your family etc. and your gonna have to get detention or something worse, idk what they do in college or if ur in college tho lol, but tell the principle about all hes done or said to you, don’t sink to his level
i like answer number nine, the guy whos whole name doesnt show and it starts with a bu, i agree XD
I don’t really see these as appropriate solutions because 2 and 3 hold the chance that you can get kicked out of your school if you’re caught, which you don’t want. You have to ask yourself if its really worth it. If he is behaving inappropriately towards you, you’re better off being the bigger person and reporting him to someone of higher authority in your school. If they decide his conduct has been inappropriate, then they will take the APPROPRIATE actions to deal with it. Don’t do something you’re going to regret! Best of luck. But if you do want a scheming idea, here’s one my friends did to get back at their evil principal in middle school: Find out what car he drives and slash his tires. As long as you’re discreet about it, it’ll work
OMG. first you are in college if the things he said are inapropriate then report him to the dean. but if you feel the need to act childish about it. was the things he said of a sexual nature? if so go to a payphone call his wife and tell her you would like to leave a message for him. then proceed with you just came from the clinic and you are prego. give her a false name.
If you really believe he was acting inappropriate towards you then you should report him. If you’re still in high school than talk to your parents about it first and go from there. If you’re in college go straight to the Dean of your college. That’s the best way to handle this. He knows he shouldn’t be saying that kind of stuff to you. But the things you said before will probably get you in more trouble than getting any vengeance on him.
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