Comments on: Subtle Revenge Plot Ideas?

By: Edmond Dantes

Edmond Dantes — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 15:46:59 +0000

Here’s an idea but for legal purposes, this is purely a theoretical situation that I’m pitching, nothing else. I neither encourage nor condone any of the following content. You pay off the local drug dealer (be sure that they are an actual drug dealer, not just a cop…only go to one that someone you have known for a while refers you to and they themselves have known a while) to try and hook the kids to drugs by inviting them round for a ‘free sample’ or using peer pressure through their friends or whatver, just pot at first then move on to some stronger stuff (if you intend to destroy your enemy, total annihilation is the only real option; destroy them and their family without mercy). The stronger, the more expensive; the kids’ll turn to crime (theft, prostitution, etc.) to support their habit. Collect some evidence on the side about their illicit activities and then take it to the cops. Then you move onto the mother; find some local slimeball ‘ladies man’ to seduce her on a strictly ‘no fun, no mon’ basis. Have him encourage her into progressively perverse sexual acts, then finish it off by exposing her in the act in one of those ‘this is so naughty, someone might see us’ scenarios. Or you can just plant some drugs at her house. Or maybe do as Benjamin G suggested and take out an ‘erotic relaxation’ ad in the local paper under a female pseudonym and list the number to call as her home number. Or even anonymously hire a hacker (so that even the hacker doesn’t know who you are) so get into their computer and plaster all of their most embarrassing secrets all over the net.

By: Roy F

Roy F — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:54:05 +0000

The most evil thing you can do is set the friend’s friend up so that she stars in her own porno and make sure the thing goes all over the ‘Net. Be careful that you keep everything legal (e.g. that she consents to sex, for instance). But, it would be tit-for-tat — her spreading a rumor about your friend being in a porno and now she is the star of her own porno. And, it would bring both her and her aunt down, since the video/pics would be more than rumor…

By: blonde girl

blonde girl — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:54:05 +0000

babes come on revenge ?
okay if you have your heart set on it then it depends how far you want to go

DONT ENVOLVE THE KIDS – it aint thier fault
you could spray paint their cars
eg. GOSSIP QUEEN

BUT SERIOUSLY DNT DO ANYHTING TO THE KIDS YOU WILL REGRET IT

good luck

By: Barbiedoll89

Barbiedoll89 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:54:05 +0000

This is a mean idea!!! and immature but = D oh well!
heres what you can do..

- Get their home phone number and spread it all over random websites online (porn sites, gay sites, porn chat rooms, etc)

- buy 10 packs of gummy bears, go out to their house @ night, LICK EVERY PEICE OF GUMMY BEARS, AND STICK IT ON THEIR CAR!!

- Pay a bum $10 to pee on them (i did that once!! lmfao!)

- spread a even nastier rumor about their kids, and or daughter

- Ifm or when their kids (if they’re older than 16) or the girl are to be walking to, or from home. hide on a building, porch, anywhere, whee you can be above them and NOT be seen, and threw a bucket of liquid on them (pee, water, milk, ketchup etc)

GOOD LUCL ^_^

By: Benjamin G

Benjamin G — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:54:05 +0000

You’re not gonna find a brilliant scheme online without someone having the full picture. For example, I don’t know anything about your friend’s friend and what have you so I can’t plan something truly devious and demoralizing.

If you want to really hurt the gossip queen with a taste of her own medicine, there are so many things you can do. Plant a marijuana plant in her garden and call the cops. Plant weapons and/or drugs and/or a bomb threat on one or both of her children. Or, you could take out a newspaper ad about her or even better, AS her. Just make sure the newspaper will protect your anonymity and make sure that you protect yourself because you could be sued for libel if you don’t take precautions.

For your friend’s friend, if you’re in school, you could always spread a rumour yourself. Telling people he has herpes or HIV or HPV or any number of other things works really well if you make sure YOU’RE not the one telling people.

If you’re not in school, your options are more limited. Sugar in a gas tank always wrecks people’s day.

I should say, though, that it IS immature to plot revenge. But if you’re going to do it, you might as well do it right.