How was I to know there was another ” Magic Bullet ” besides the ice crusher/blender thing? I have a problem..?
Some of us know some of the issues I have gotten myself into lately. So to be nice, I figured i would send some people the "Magic Bullet" drink making system that I had seen on TV. Well I could not find the info-mercial again so I just googled it online and ordered it. Of course I did not read any of the ad. I just jumped to the order page, saw that they had a special " buy 2 get 1 free".. so I figured I might just as well get the wife one. So I ordered rush delivery–: 1 to Rachel at work ( the sexual harassment case), 1- to my next door neighbor ( telescope thing, too many to list etc) and 1 for my wife. I added little cards to personalize them, " Hope this helps after a long hard day at work" for Rachel, and " This will be fun next time we come over" for the neighbors.
Well, yesterday I came home to a smiling wife….she said how great the gift was. I said cool, lets get the kids down and fire it up. I was soon slapped hard across the face, followed by a box hitting me in the head. I did not realize there is an adult toy with the same name. So, should I avoid the neighbors and just quit my job now?
Maggie- sorry about that, and NO they do not realize how lucky they are
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I really hope they appreciate your writing and creative talent wherever you work.
At my job they caught me laughing so hard at this question, that I no longer can sign on to Yahoo at work. They have cut off my access. Sniffle.
Thats right, I pretty much shot my own foot because i laughed out loud and got caught.
But it was`worth the laugh.
It is confusing isn’t it?
I have BOTH versions and they DO help after a long day at work! lmao
That is too funny!!!!!
Hahahaha Okay that was hilarious. Loved it. You should write for Letterman.
omg,I’m sorry but after I read this..LOL.
LOL!!
No ….just wait it out and see what happens before you do anything yet Ted. I mean you never know Rachel & your neighbor might be some freaks…I mean…er….they may not find it at all offensive and wouldn’t mind keeping it.
Where is my Magic bullet??? *runs off crying*
lmao! Ah..yes it’s the gift that keeps on giving!! Now I know your Co-worker and neighbors are probably shocked and appalled now, but give it time because soon you will see a smile on these peoples faces. In fact I would send something else that goes with it. Like batteries or a bottle of vino perhaps. There’s nothing like vibes and wine to de-stress your day!
At least your wife is happy. Fortunately, she doesn’t know that you gave it to her so she could fix herself while you fix the nanny/au pair/live in prostitute.
I won’t tell a soul, Ted. Your secret is safe with me.
Hahaha!! Are they interchangeable???