Revenge on cheating ex boyfriend (10pts to best answer? :D)?
As closure, i want some revenge delt on my schemeing ex boyfriend who left me for the "other woman." a few months ago. he’s been treating me awful and i need revenge so i can move on. I’m in my late teens, so i haven’t got a lot of cash/resources, but does anyone have any good ideas?
I don’t care if it requires weeks and weeks of planning or if it’s as stupid as a custard pie to the face. As long as i don’t go to prison (or get caught, if it is criminal) then i don’t care. Bonus points for creative/funny/realistic ideas though (y)
Many thank yous in advance.
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Not saying this is the best thing to do but mess with his car. That’s what i would do. Like maybe by putting ping pong balls in the gas tank and then putting a potato in the muffler so when he starts the car it explodes. Then bologna the car its old but its classic. If you do it at night when hes sleeping honestly you wont get caught
Moving on and being happy is the best revenge you can give. IMO
Revenge is just like saying you still want him. Why not just move on and find someone better?
write the word c**t on his car so that when he comes out it is scratched into his car if he doesn’t have a car then find out what is girlfriends name is and tell her that he has bad habits
just move on
set up the "other women" with a hotter guy and have your ex find out
invite him over to your house & put your sexiest outfit on and torture him with ur looks then leave DON’T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM NOTHING AT ALL then is he wants u say no
. hopes that helps
I dont think cheating is the right thing to doo… its kinda of scummy. just move on… thats the best thing to do.
How about you move on?
Revenge is useless. It just shows that you’re still bothered by him and he’ll just feel smug and probably laugh at how pathetic you are with his mates.
the only way you can hurt a man is always looking gorgeous or dating his hottest best friend or some1 who is way better than him
an embarrising photo usually helps!!!
WHOO Hold on..First is there a reason he cheated?? something going on in a relationship were he felt more comfortable in another woman’s arms or were you not just doing your job right. Your a teenager. Get over it. You go and do something stupid and now everyone finds out about it and you just gave yourself a bad reputation. Men care less about another cheating man then a woman that gets revenge and the next relationship you get in you could be treated like dirt because they know about your actions.
tell the other woman he has an std! then tie his girlfriend 2 a car and beat the shit outta her but do it in the dark so u can frame your ex
If you want to move on forget the revenge, after all it’s his lost because she left the best thing that she had in life and that thing is you.
Do you think you will be happy after you have your revenge? don’t you think she will not come back to your arms again if he realize that she must have you rather than the new girl?
Did he fucking screw your pussy that you want revenge so badly?
The best revenge is for you to move on. If you take revenge on him, it shows him that you still care. I promise that his ego will be more wounded if you make him believe that he was of no consequence to your life.
Even if you aren’t feeling it, put a smile on your face and act like he had absolutely no affect on you – be completely indifferent to him.
Also, revenge lacks grace. The more graceful that you handle the break-up, the more affect it will have on him. If you are nasty and vengeful by bad mouthing him and doing nasty things, all it accomplishes is giving him ‘proof’ that you were a psycho b**** from hell and that he was lucky to get out when he did. It just makes you look bad. People tend to sympathize with and respect someone who handles bad circumstances with grace.
i agree move on and be happy hell get jealous~~ dont snoop to his level its really not worth it and wont solve anything
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break into his house, change all his shampoos, creams, etc into hair removal cream
First of all you are way too young to care about this stupid guy. Secondly, even when a guy breaks up with a girl he still cares for her and has some territorial feelings about her. With that in mind the best revenge is to brush it off (or at least appear like u did) and enjoying life like not being with him has been the best thing to ever happen to you. When you do this three things will happen.
1) He will feel shitty for what he did and even miss u
2) Your confidence will attract new guys
3) This new attention will soon turn your act into a real feeling
Other types of revenge would just be immature and just make him smile and feel better about what he did to you. Crazy ex girlfriends always make guys say good riddens. So don’t give him that…..flaunt what you have and you will see that you will find someone better. Cheers!
Don’t be the psycho ex from hell. He’ll be extra glad he dumped you if you are. And was he that fabulous a guy that he’s really worth so much thought, effort, and risk? The more you focus on him, the unhealthier it is for you. Get your mind occupied with other things and MOVE ON!
I have an ex who cheated on me with his ex, who had cheated on him and left him for another guy, and ran up my ex’s credit cards, sticking him for thousands of dollars. She showed up when the guy dumped her. I figured the two of them deserved each other and I moved on. Now I’m married to the greatest guy in the world.
Get out your little black dress and go boogieing. Don’t act like it bothers you that he left act like it is the best thing that ever happened to you. Now you are FREE you can boogie like you want to.
get out there and have fun. learn from this experience. but don’t seek revenge, okay, sweetie? it’ll just hurt you and prove to him that you’re still hanging on to feelings for him.
definitely, whatever you do, do not involve the new g/f by trying to hook her up with a hotter guy. reason why is that internet thing where someone pretended to like someone and then dumped them and then that teenage girl committed suicide over it. you could potentially get in big trouble. just saying.
like everyone’s been telling you, get out there and try again, and leave that shmuck to himself and his new girl.
Have his cell phone, home phone, email address, home address, work phone number and work address and go to as many Gay websites and post this information in an add. Say something like…. Looking for a man to bring me into Manhood. I am an outgoing young man looking to act on these Intense feelings that I have kept Bottled up for the last few years. Please call me, email or even drop by my house or stop by my work so we can do lunch sometime. I am wanting to interact……….. blah blah blah
(I think you see where I’m going with this…….)
Yes he can change his cell….home phone and even his email but home address ……he will have to move ! (Trust me, people will show up at his front door) Work phone and work address…..That’s gotta piss off a boss or two
You can do all this from a wifi hotspot like a Starbucks. Don’t do it from your home.
This wont cost you any money and it will be painful and embarrassing for him for years to come.
Ok. My sister had this really d*ckish bf, he took my bff’s virginity and left her 2days later and every week he would run to her and he did the same thing to my sister and her bf. But..
have fun, I did.. :p
Spray paint his car pink, tape condoms on his car, write (gay mobile) all over it, and take tuna juice and pour it at the bottom of the windshield next to the hood, the smeel will stay there for days!