SHOULD I SEEK REVENGE ON MY EX-GIRLFRIEND?
Two weeks ago, I went out on a first date with this really hot girl from my apartment complex. While we were sitting in the restaurant, my ex-girlfriend suddenly shows up at our table and says to my date, "if you are going to go out with Barry, then you should know that he wears women’s panties!" I was shocked and just sat there with my mouth open, my date just laughed it off. Then my ex grabbed a peice of chocolate cream pie from a passing dessert tray and slammed it into my face. I was so embarrassed that I immediately stood up and started wiping the whip creme off my face. My ex shoved me to the floor. I was on all-fours and she quickly reached into the back of my jeans, grabbed my panties and delivered a powerful wedgie. I heard several people erupt with laughter. I was so embarrassed, I was frozen. My ex had revealed my pink lace thong panties to the entire room. I was mortified! My date was trying to be nice but could not keep herself from laughing and suggesting that I go to the restroom to pull my thong panties out of my butt. I was so embarrassed. My ex really got me good! Just before I dropped my date off in front of her apartment building…she said, "I don’t think we’ll go out again but I want to thank you for a very entertaining evening of girl power." I’m wondering if I should seek revenge and just admit that she beat me with girl power.
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LOL! That is great. Tell your ex to leave you alone.
Vengeance is never the answer (even if its that embarrassing LOL).
lol!
You should take a dump on her porch.
unbelievable.
but if this truly did happen, confront her with using the mature way. Confront her with mature / adult way of talking. Make her feel how horrible a person she is. Since the only approach known by her feeble immature mind is to make a scene, therefore, confronting her in a mature way will definitely kill her. Imagine talking to her face-to-face, and demanding a direct frank conversation without childish ways. She will definitely not know how to answer you or attempt to walk out, but dont let her walk out. You just have to be prepared with what u have to say. and how to say it, expressing your anger, and "greater pity" on her for still acting like a baby, even with her age.
Taking revenge is not the solution.
If you wanna get her back, call her up and tell her that you and your new girlfriend like wearing matching thong panties.
why are u wearing womens underwear in the first place u fucking moron