Two weeks ago, I went out on a first date with this really hot girl from my apartment complex. While we were sitting in the restaurant, my ex-girlfriend suddenly shows up at our table and says to my date, "if you are going to go out with Barry, then you should know that he wears women’s panties!" I was shocked and just sat there with my mouth open, my date just laughed it off. Then my ex grabbed a peice of chocolate cream pie from a passing dessert tray and slammed it into my face. I was so embarrassed that I immediately stood up and started wiping the whip creme off my face. My ex shoved me to the floor. I was on all-fours and she quickly reached into the back of my jeans, grabbed my panties and delivered a powerful wedgie. I heard several people erupt with laughter. I was so embarrassed, I was frozen. My ex had revealed my pink lace thong panties to the entire room. I was mortified! My date was trying to be nice but could not keep herself from laughing and suggesting that I go to the restroom to pull my thong panties out of my butt. I was so embarrassed. My ex really got me good! Just before I dropped my date off in front of her apartment building…she said, "I don’t think we’ll go out again but I want to thank you for a very entertaining evening of girl power." I’m wondering if I should seek revenge and just admit that she beat me with girl power.

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