Best way to get back at roomate?
so he piled snow to the top of my dorms door, therefore i could not get out, it was packed down pretty hard. i need a good way to get back at him, anything youve done or suggestions!
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Put his hand in warm water while he’s sleeping. He will wet the bed. Hahahahah
My roommate is moving out by March first and he did not play tricks on me BUT did have a very few but
very irritating things I wish he could "take back". I am not looking to get back at him but at his age of 44
or 45 he was way too immature. His dang cat pee’d on my living room carpet as I was looking at TV just
above where he went. The same dang cat pooped in the garage and when I asked the roommate to clean up after the cat FOUR DIFFERENT times he never did, so I did. I almost stepped in it leaving for
work in the dark many times. I bought a micro suede fabric chair and again, his long hair white cat hair
so stuck on it it was very difficult to get off from day one…he never did clean the chair himself. We got along fine for about one year but the turning point came when I saw him lean over my plate of food and
cough spittle onto my food. I would not have believed it had I not seen it my own self. My young daughter
and I were up late one night and my roommate snuck in an overnight female so the next morning I asked
him to move out. My daughter is over only about half the time and he knows better and knows her approx
schedule over with me. She is with her dad the rest of the time. HE was not happy that my roommate
did that while my daughter was there either.
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Just use those ideas, there’s over 100 ideas on how to annoy your room mate.
Use them all, have a party..
While he is sleeping, put shaving cream in his hand and then tickle his face. He’ll smash it all over.
Start sending him magazines… like "pretty horses" or "cats world" etc… all different kinds to embarrass him.
Fill his car with balloons… easy / cheap / irritating.
Cellophane over the toilet, he will go all over the place.
Get a fake rat, but a small string around it. Wait until he opens his door and from down the hall pull the rat infront of it.
Take something funny, like a bobble head, bear, etc… just something he loves in his room. Send him a ransom note. Take pictures of it with a newspaper so the date shows. You can go online to get letters that look like an actual ransom note… google it, the letters will look like cut out ransom letters. Put it over a filled sink with a "give me a 6-pack or the bobble gets it"… then hang it over a balcony and send another message etc. Take pics all over campus with it… put it next to a tire etc… you can give it back safe and happy but make sure to torture him first and get something back.
Bake him some brownies and make sure you put enough X-Lax in with the brownie mix. He will meet himself coming and going!! Just make sure you don’t eat any of them or you will be passing him on the way yourself!!