How can I get back at my roommate for spiking my orange juice?
My roommate mixed my orange juice with orange flavored vodka in order to get me really drunk without my knowledge right before my midterm. Now I need a good way to get back at her. Any suggestions?
Oh, and this is all in jest. I’m not mad at her for what she did, I actually think it’s funny. I just need to do something slightly mean but still funny to her to get her back.
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Put some xlax in her drink, not a lot, but enough to give her the runs for a good hour or so. This will be hilarious for you, and slightly mean to do her, but like you said its all in good fun. Just make sure its a small dose though.
Put a dead rat or bird in her cereal box, so when she pours it out, she’ll totally freak.
Freeze her phone in a block of ice.
Pour cold water on her while she’s taking a shower.
Go to your local police station and have an assault charge filed against her!
I’ve mentioned this before but:
Bake her some cookies or muffins but mix the mixture with chili powder. Then offer her some the next day while eating a completely one so that she doesn’t get suspicious. Her facial expression will be so funny when she eats it :p.
if you can empty a bottle of her perfume, feel it back up with mouthwash.
You should get vodka and empty her body wash. Replace with the vodka. She would be bathing in liquor therefore, making her drunk! The liquor will sink into her pores making her intoxicated. Or you can undo her bikini when tou go to the beach! If she wears a two piece you should lean on the bow or tie when she lies down or in that type of position. Deviously, lean on it untying it, so when she get in the water or lays down the bikini can float away or fall off revealing her breast area.
ok this is kinda illegal but o well u get a bag o’ weed and blend it up until its a powder now have some basic box brownie mix ready and mix the powder weed in with the brownie’s and say i baked some brownies but make ur self another batch n hide it haha so while she is getting stoned from them u can jus sit there and laugh ahah! other hten that idk!