Inspired by Tah-Dah Euwaite, I've written this poem. Do you like it?
He scratches his head as if he’s got fleas
His brain is ablaze with a rhyming disease
He lights his pipe full of magic herbs
Is that where he draws his inspiration from
A renaissance man in a hat with a feather
He owns 12 pairs of assless chaps made of leather
His poems make you work up quite a lather
His mind’s on an edge of black pit and it tethers
Is he a man, a god, or a sinner
Farts smell of beer and a mustache of reefer
He’s the original W M D
He licks his red pencil let the good times begin
A legend, a retahd, a scholar of words
The poems he writes are the best that I’ve hoid
A yoinking chameleon always dodges Y!Police
But to get back to the original point I was trying to make, I think indeed he has fleas.
Here kitty-kitty-kitty….
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Yahoo wouldn’t be Yahoo without that bastah.
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I got some Quell Cream for the critters
And a new box of clumping cat litter
The tray is cleaned out
But I will not pout
I’ll just go and get some more reefer…
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this is a very interesting poem…
Awesome. Truly worthy of Tah-Dah’s praise.
One small point of order I need to reiterate: Chaps are by definition assless. Unless you’re one of those Hollywood cowpokes with the fake inserts.
is it wrong for me to want you just cuz you mentioned assless chaps?
I think I shall wait for TD – himself to reply to this, before I give to you a poetic critique.
Needs some work.
Sam
Edit: TD has spoken.
This is a good,poem stooge and i hope T.D likes it too.
These are truly words of plenty.
To be served in a cornucopia, with grapes and clementines.
Bravo.
A great ode to TD
This is good no. 2 TD is cool!
Butt the the ole chaps a bit disturbed what-what! Or is it the gear I imagined here? In LEEEA-THER…….
oh, i love this poem, it’s creative and i think it’s funny.
it would explain alot.