What Is The Best Way To Get Back At Your Spouse?
Let’s say you’re separated from your husband and he is a d*ckwad.
How can you totally ruin his life?
I would prefer ideas that involve sexual contact with other men.
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video tape yourself doin two men at once and send him a copy
sleep with his best friend *yawn*
Find you a good-looking, professional-looking man, go your ex’s best hangout and make out with the new guy in front of him….and let it "slip" that you are going back to his place for some action!
Do what i did…
Sleep with their fathers…
wasn’t his life pretty much ruined at the alter..
No matter how messed up someone is, they never deserve something like that. Remember that what goes around comes around. Punishment should never be dished out by us, we are not the ones to be the judge of that. God will decide what his punishment is.
Sleep with his sister or brother
have a threesome with an Asian transsexual hooker, record it, and send me a copy!!!
I swear one of these days there’s going to be a knock on the door and it’s going to be an Asian transsexual hooker and my wife will be grinning from ear to ear.
Let it go… these feelings will end up consuming your life and inevitable make you bitter and miserable. You will only be hurting yourself.
The best way to get back at him is to live your life to the full, go enjoy yourself and show him your better without him. Oh and always make sure you look a million dollars whenever he sees you!!
Didn’t have to do a thing…my ex ruined his life all by his lonesome.
Maybe you already did.
Tell him that his friends taste better than he does.
This is what ya need to do, not give him the time or day of your attention!
I don’t know about ruining his life, but here’s a little something I did back in the day: He came to pick up the last of his flea-bitten possessions and I coated the stairs of my apartment building with spray butter before he got there. He fell a**-over-tea kettle back down those stairs and actually forgot to pick up his stuff.
You should sleep with his boss. It is only second best to dating his boss.
step one get new boyfriend preferibly his brother or friend
2. make him lots of samitches
3. make sure he knows u make his best friend lots of bacon samiches
4. try to seduce and as u get close look at the time and say "omg im late for FOCKING ur *insert best friends name*"
5. dump his bestfriend and get a real guy u love
define "d*ckwad", because if you’re going to have sexual contact with other men, I’m not sure you have "d*ckwad" in the proper context.
well, a tit-for-tat method seems to send the best message, but it doesn’t always make you a good person.
Just leave him, if he makes you want to lose dignity yourself.
Novel idea I know, but you COULD just try getting a life