A man came home one afternoon, & announced that he had won Million in the lottery, & asked his wife where she wanted to go. Anywhere outside the country. She was elated! She said, "I have always wanted to go to Paris!" So he called the travel agency & booked a flight for her to Paris. "Me?", she asked. JUST then a MUCH younger woman walked in the living room. "I’m divorcing you, & marrying her.", he said. She asked for 2 days to pack her stuff before she left. He said, "All right. I’ll give you 2 days, but you better not take anything that isn’t exclusively YOURS!" She waited until he had left with the young lady. She went to the store & bought 2 pounds of shrimp. When she got back, she cooked all the shrimp, & ate them. She divided the shells, & put some in EACH of the curtain rods in the ENTIRE house. She left the NEXT morning. The next day, the husband & new wife moved in. At first there was nothing amiss. True to her word, the Ex-Wife didn’t take anything that wasn’t exclusively HERS. The next day the new couple noticed an ODD smell. They couldn’t place it. They looked ALL over the house, but couldn’t find the source. They bought incense to cover it up. A few days later, it didn’t help. They tried cleaning ALL the carpets, floors, & furniture. It STILL didn’t help. FINALLY it got to be TOO much for the couple, & they decided to move. They took their essentials, stayed in a Hotel until they could find a new house. They found one, & paid movers to get their stuff & move them. The movers were paid well, so they made sure to move everything, including the CURTAIN RODS!


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