What are some good ideas for revenge on an ex-boyfriend that cheated?
I want to do subtle things that don’t really look like someone is behind them. I was thinking about doing something like covering his car in bird (make a very realistic fake bird crap paste), etc.
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I know I should say the mature thing about how "the best revenge is living well" but what’s the fun in that?
Seafood. Hide a can of opened tuna or a dead fish under the seats in his car. Maybe hide it in the vents somehow so that the smell will waft out whenever he uses the AC. Now that summer’s here it will get rank fast.
Sew shrimp into his pillows, curtains, car seats, the toilet tank, in the ac if he has a window unit, be creative. The shrimp idea is from an urban legend, I don’t know how well it actually works.
Buy skunk musk and pour it all over his car while he’s at work.
Sorry, I’m tired and I’m not coming up with much else. Good luck though!
chop his penis off. =)
Get a gun and shoot out his tires, he either A. won’t want to admit that his ex did it and B. if he decides to take legal action, you can just claim emotional damages, cause he did cheat
make a fake barf and dump it on his car. use cream of mushroom soup, and put tons of steamed veggies and DEFINITELY put some eggs in it so it stinks. actually, use rotten eggs. :]
put it on his car during the day time like during work cuz then the sun can heat it and make the eggs and veggies smell extra disgusting. haha. plus, it’ll melt it onto the car because of the egss, making it harder for him to get off…so he might have to get it off by hand, which sucks…hahahaaa
good luck!!
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