How can I revive my marriage?
I have a little law firm near the water, and my wife of fourteen years unexpectedly came up to my office last month, only to catch me going down on my (female) secretary. She threw-up in the office and wouldn’t come home for a few days.
When she got back home, she asked me why I did it. I told her that our marriage just didn’t grant me the lustful side of life I need.I just let her vent her frustrations then left to go get a BJ from my secretary.
My wife told me about her proposal, when I got back home. I was to join PETA (the national foundation for animal rights) or she would divorce me. She is an animal fanatic and has wanted me to put my financial weight behind the organization for a while. She knew she had me in a corner. Divorce or pay her off by funneling money into PETA’s coffers.
But then two crazy things happened after that.
About a week after I had made my first contribution to PETA, I was on the phone with the secretary, since I didn’t believe my wife was home. She was home, in fact. And she overheard me telling the secratary how I was surprised over how she (my wife) had never caught me in any of my past affairs. That was the moment my wife realized that I had cheated on her with other women. And her attitude changed from there.
But what really confuses me is what happened next. A couple weeks after that infamous phone call, I was driving home and I just happened to be going over the speed limit. And, simultaneously, a dog walked out in front of my car as a sheriff deputy hit his sirens and lights. Normally the law enforcement use their lights for traffic violations. But the deputy’s sirens made me kneejerk my steering wheel and run the dog over. I got out and tried to revive the dog, but he was dead.
Everything was taped. The deputy taped me killing the dog. My wife was told about the incident, and somehow the tape made its way to PETA. At my last PETA event I was formally removed from the organization. I was called "dog killer" until I quit arguing my case and just left.
Now my wife is divorcing me, since I can no longer be a member of PETA (the only reason she was hanging onto our marriage)
Our local Sheriff is young and single and handsome, and, since we live in a small town, everyone knows him. I saw him and my wife having lunch the other day. Did my wife sleep with the sheriff to get the tape, then remove the scene where it shows he trying to save the dog, and give it to PETA?
Did her finding out about the other women push her over the edge?
And, finally, is there a way to save my marriage?
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you deserve it all!
you shouldn’t cheat on your wife!
you fail!
who cares if you wife slept with the officer, she has the right to. you have no reason to be angry or upset in any way about that
the whole thing is your fault
you should be ashamed of yourself.
why would you want to save your marriage. sounds like you have issues with being faithful, and sounds like your wife has already moved on.
think about this first. if you have to cheat on your wife with multiple people in order to get what you want, should you even be married any more? is there a good reason why you want to save this marriage? If she has moved on, at least she is being open about it and not sneaking around with multiple other guys. she obviously wants out of this marriage and quite honestly even if you do patch up your current issues, will you stop cheating and try to be more faithful to her? because if you don’t, you will have all of these problems again only stronger because she already forgave you once. If you save it, how great do you think your marriage will be if you don’t love each other? think about it.
If this is all true, then it was a set-up from the beginning, and you happened to be just the perfoect, stupid, stupid, shallow man. Your wife fell in love with the hot sheriff. She offered a deal to your BJ secretary: your wife will give her a certain amount of money, and she will, in turn, tell your wife when to unexpectedly come to the little law firm near the water, and when to eavesdrop on your infamous telephone conversation. Then she could get a divorce, rip you off, and enjoy life with the young, good-looking sheriff. The end.