This past month my girlfriend broke my heart. Not only did she not get me the christmas present that I asked for, but she complained about my drinking and broke my xbox 360, running into it drunk. We ended up breaking up and she’s spreading rumors about me and saying it was my fault.

The other day I picked up some of my things while she was at work and left her apartment key on her dresser. before leaving, I placed my feces in her microwave and turned it on for 3 minutes (cant get past that smell! LOL). I also took back the presents that I got her and am now hooking up with her sister.

It’s time us guys stick up to these girls!



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