Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them.
You stole my heart. But that’s okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?)
You’ve got fine written all over you.
Ever since I met you,
you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Here’s . Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
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Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Are you an alarm clock? ‘Cause you opened my eyes
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know why I can’t see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.
What pick-up line actually works on you?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
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Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Good thing I’m not flammable because you’re smoking hot.
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
If you held six roses in front of a mirror you’d see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
I’m like a clock and you’re the batteries. Without you my world would end!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly!
Let’s play chess. You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
