Ok so here in a week is me and my angels anniversary, i want to make a video for her of our memories and good times, i want to use a good song in the background, a song that will show her how much i love her, show her how special she is to me, and tell her my feelings for her, and a song thats sad but will mean alot to her and a song that might make her cry a little just cause she really loves it, something she will keep forever, ty in advance
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them.
You stole my heart. But that’s okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?)
You’ve got fine written all over you.
Ever since I met you,
you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Here’s . Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
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Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Are you an alarm clock? ‘Cause you opened my eyes
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know why I can’t see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.
What pick-up line actually works on you?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
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Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Good thing I’m not flammable because you’re smoking hot.
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
If you held six roses in front of a mirror you’d see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
I’m like a clock and you’re the batteries. Without you my world would end!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly!
Let’s play chess. You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
Mohamed flew on a winged horse to paradise to reduce prayer
bukhari 33;22 angels dont enter a house with pictures or dogs
bukhari 33;23 dogs should be killed
bukhari 33;03 when a rooster is crowing it means its seen an angel
when a donkey is braying it mans its seen satan
bukhari 32;95 satan sleeps in your nose at night
bukhari 11;44 satan urinates in ears of non-praying muslims plus satan passes wind so you may not hear prayer
bukhari 5;58;227 Nile and Euphrates rivers flow from heaven
bukhari 4;53;353 mohamed makes the sun stop setting so he could finish battle
bukhari 32;89 yawning is from satan
bukhari 32;73 the sun rises between the 2 heads of satan
bukhari 32;60 change of weather at winter and summer is from the breath of hell
bukhari 1;11;685 pray in rows or god will transform your face
bukhari 1;12;717 if u look up in prayer u will get your eyes snatched from you
quran 20;22 the human hand transforms magically
humans today are in need of a sign too
quran 27;82 a beast speaks to humans
sounds more like harry potter to me
Qur’an, 27:18 ants predict and distinguish humans and pinpoint their arrival
quran 7;107 a stick supernaturally transforms into a serpent
quran 37;142 human survives after being swallowed by a fish
quran 38;36 humans can fly
quran 27;16 birds can speak
quran 30;26 animals can glorify and devote themselves to god
quran 53;6 mohamed flies on a winged unicorn to heaven
quran 2;50 oceans separates itself to assist humans
what doesnt such a thing happen today?
quran 2;72 a dead man springs to life to testify and identify his killer
such judiciary system would be useful today
Bukhari 4:483,486 the cause of fever is the fire of hell
bukhari 5;58;188 monkeys committ adultery
quran 18;11 people sleep for 3 hundred years
humans cant sleep that long today?
quran 2:65-66 humans transform into apes and pigs
WHY ARE SABBATH BREAKERS NOT TURNED TO MONKEY AND PIGS TODAY?
quran 5;115 a delicious bouffet sent from heaven
bouffet’s dont magically appear from heaven
I do not believe in God-I am not intimidated by the threat of HELL eternal to believe in this creator of yours. But I despies any religion that THREATENS as a means to control. Now Christianity not only uses this THREAT but it also promises PARADISE for all of those that compky. Imagine Heaven if you will. Everybody just like you all praising Gods name in glorious Hallelujahs. Ever been BORED in Church. Well imagine CHURCh for all eternity because that is the way your Heaven is described. All day everyday praising your Creator. No sex no drinks, angels playing frisbee with their halo’s-OH BOY! really back to the Q:Do you believe in God because of what he has promised you or do you believe in him because you want to?
This is for my book The Dark Mysterians: Gathering of the Horsemen
Fourteen-year-old Joseph Whitman, suffering from amnesia and not able to remember his own mother’s name, struggles with a new city, new school, and new life. Upon the arrival to his second chance in life, Joseph befriends three other teenagers with extraordinary capabilities. But when Joseph learns of his destiny, to fulfill a position as one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and aid in the destruction of Earth, his life starts spiraling out of control.
Filled with angels, demons, half breeds, witches, werewolves, vampires and more, this epic novel will put Joseph at his wit’s end and the edge of breaking point, leading up to the final climatic scene where he either realizes that the Apocalypse is an inevitable end, or commences himself into a full-fledge mental shutdown.
It’s kind of rough and misses the comedy, romance, and horror scenes that takes place in the book, but this is what I used to query for literary agents to consider my novel. Only one agency (WritersHouse) accepted it, and I think that’s kind of bad but also normal since their so busy and since I’m only 14. Is there any advice I can take?
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