Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, his vulgar manners, his unusual eating habits, and a taste for babies (and anything that looks like a baby ex.Mini-Me)


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I don’t know who sings it or what the name of the song is but more of the lyrics are:
"My t*ts make gay men breed
Your t*ts make babies bleed
My t*ts scotch on the rocks
Your t*ts wine out the box
My t*ts brought sexy back
Your t*ts just got the clap
My t*ts break hearts by the dozen
your t*ts just got fondled by your cousin"


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What The Hell Is Going On!!

WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE THIS? WHO SHOULD EAT CROW AND MAKE THE FIRST CALL?

I’m in a sticky situation…I started dating this guy at work after almost 2 years of knowing him. He is a very sweet guy…perfect in every way.

He stated that he had always admired me from afar but was too shy to make a move. When we first started dating which was about 3 months ago, we were inceperable, things were just moving way to fast, we were talking marriage, moving in together and babies…crazy fast. Due to the fact I work to jobs and have a 17 year old and a 15 year old, felt like I wasnt putting my all into the relationship and calling him and trying to see him started to turn into a chore and I became frustrated.

I felt that since we couldn’t spend quality time together and I deserved and he deserved all that a relationship has to offer that I should pull back and take a couple steps back. He wasn’t to happy with my decsion even started crying on the phone and told me how much he loved me through the tears…I finally got him to accept that I just need time to reevaluate, but he was still being a little to clingy by coming into my office and asking me stupid questions just to hold a conversation with me. So then I just started focusing on my work and putting my all into my job.

He says that I was being cold towards him which maybe I was…I just needed some space and time to think which he wasnt giving me like he said he would. But here is my problem the other day he forwarded to me a text message joke from an ex girlfriend of his at 1:00 in the morning! I specifically told him when we were in a relationship to never forward ANYTHING to me from your ex girlfriend. I said it is rude and disrespectfull.

Also the other day he went to lunch with a female co-worker who is married. I came around the corner and here I see him and her getting out of his car! He is the type to hang with the girls at work, take cigarette breaks with them etc…and when we were toether he stopped hanging with the girls out of respect for me. I just couldn’t believe that for a guy that was so distraught about me pulling back and I was doing it for OUR benefit that he would just dismiss what we had and go back to his old ways.

I would think that to prove to me that he wanted me and only me and that we could get through this as a couple that he wouldn’t be hanging with the girls and going to lunch. I am more mad then hurt…and I did text him the other day about him going to lunch with the co-worker…and he said…at least I know you still care about me because I can tell you were upset when you saw us!!!

I told him I wasnt upset (I am not the jealous type) I was more hurt and mad!! I just dont know what to do…we don’t talk anymore at the office he walks by all the time and I can see him looking in on me. Who is supposed to break this silence first him or me?

Ok…grant it I did want space…but is it right for him to try to make me jealous…why is he doing this? Can someone help me and read into this situation and this mans mind. I am 36 and he is 27. Please don’t judge me…no one in the office knows that we were dating…we were very private…but the tension you can cutt with a knife!! HELP
I meant to say he is 29 I am 36…sorry.

Please guys I need solid advice…the damage has already been done…Ive dated him…can’t change that…please don’t be critical…I really need advice.

THANKS!

No Sailor…I do not work for a Bank…why? Did my question hit close to home? if so sorry…thank you for your response…feel free to elaborate…thank you.


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I would like to start by saying this is a very hard matter for me to talk about. I AM NOT and WILL NOT have an abortion. Its against what I believe in. I am seeking words of advice, wisdom and motivation.

My husband and I have been married for 6 years now. We always planned on having kids but when the time was right. My husband always dreamed of becoming a self made million air which this year he is just thousands away from. I just found out last week that I am 6 weeks weeks pregnant. My Husband wigged out and says it will mess up his dreams and his goal of reaching the millions. I couldn’t believe how selfish he is. With all the money he has saved he can be so evil as to ask me to have an abortion. That this isn’t the right time in our lives. He just wrote a check for a beautiful home on the beach in Southen Cali (where we are form) and says that he is moving forward with or with out me. With me meaning I get the abortion, with out me meaning I keep the baby. This is soooooooo out of my husbands character. NEVER had he spoke this way and always had a low opinion of dead beat fathers. But now he has become the evil monster him self. He says if I dint abort asap he wants me out.
Now I personal do well for myself without him and can easily afford to be a single mom but what breaks me is losing my husband, my marriage and having to raise my child with no father. I feel like just packing up and taking off to some far far away from him and starting a new Life with my baby but its all easier said than done. I need words of wisdom please. And does anyone know why he has this split personality. Going from telling me he wants me to have his babies to now that I am wanting nothing to do with it?!!!!!

Long story but thanks for reading.
THANKYOU ALL FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION AND FOR YOUR SUPPORT! MEANS A LOT TO ME. YOU ALL ARE WONDERFUL. THANKS AGAIN.


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Should I Take My Ex Boyfriend Back?

Well, my boyfriend and I we’re one a break and while we were he went and slept with his babies mom(his ex).

Now she is now carrying his child but says she is getting an abortion. They have two kids together so she will always be around. I dont know what to do, I really care for him and have known him for a bout a year, he has been involved in my kids life too.

What do u think, take him back or leave him all together!


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