I do not believe in God-I am not intimidated by the threat of HELL eternal to believe in this creator of yours. But I despies any religion that THREATENS as a means to control. Now Christianity not only uses this THREAT but it also promises PARADISE for all of those that compky. Imagine Heaven if you will. Everybody just like you all praising Gods name in glorious Hallelujahs. Ever been BORED in Church. Well imagine CHURCh for all eternity because that is the way your Heaven is described. All day everyday praising your Creator. No sex no drinks, angels playing frisbee with their halo’s-OH BOY! really back to the Q:Do you believe in God because of what he has promised you or do you believe in him because you want to?
okay so me and my bf just broke up and we datig for 4mths and i really love him, but he is having trouble with his parents and life and school is getting to stressful, so his friends and him have been partying a lil more the usual and well i dont drink. but theres this girl in his grade drinks and parties and well she more relates to his life right now because he wants the girl he is with to beable to be at his side for those type of things, i want him back really bad but he said his feelings changed because he thought i wouldnt fit in with his friends because his last gf didnt party and didnt work out i guess, so he never gave me the chance to prove myself, he likes this girl that parties and that girl i guess likes him but people said shes gttn with him to have sex with him., i still want to get back toghr but he said hes not sure if he still has engh feelings for me to try again, what should i do to get him to get the felings he had for me be4 back? i will do anything to get him bak
Though i bet most of you have already seen this, i wish to post it anyway for lawls, tell me what you think
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave…….. without the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.
* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell’s eternity.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.
* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to thank the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage."
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny dork anyway.
* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn’t get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won’t go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other grungers due to the over consumption of white cider.
* POP-PUNK
The dragon can’t eat the protagonist because he can’t catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won’t fuck him either, because he likes ska.
Avucular, what does that have to do with anything, and yes this has been around a while so you may have seen it already
See, me and this boy lets saay Jayson* dated honestly in 7th & 8th grade, which means I was only 12ish 13ish. But I’ve never been able to get over him :/ He’s been my best friend since, I can tell him everything. The only thing is, he doesnt tell me everything, he KNOWS how I feel, we’ll goof off and I’ll say i hateee him so much(if hes being a jerk) and he’s like NOT UH! YOU KNOW YOU’VE LOVED ME SINCE 7TH GRADE! and hes right, i have. i try to hold it back, but i cry myself to sleep everynight. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. and this years been the hardest, he moved about 45 minutes away, and goes to a different school, which i thought would be easier, but its not :/ its worse. i text him all the time, and vice versa. i feel like what if this is it, hes my one and only love, what if im never able to get over it. i know is seems a little irrational, but i want him to be my first.. i know that id feel comfortable with him, and honestly it might be the kind of closure i need! i love him with all my heart, ive dated other people but broke it off as soon as they started getting too attatched and wanted more from me. because i never got to the comfort level with them that im at with jayson. for instance i was dating lets say John* and we werent official yet, but on halloween just before jayson moved away, i snuck up to his house and we made out and he did other stuff to me, and i stopped myself because i couldnt do what i wanted to do because i couldnt hurt john. but it would have been perfect :/ i really wish i could have, it was my last chance before he moved, it was his last day in the house, and no one was home, the whole house was packed up, and he just had his mattress in the living room with some sheets and an pillow. i regret not just doing it, because i hate john, he was the biggest jerk ever. but yeah, jayson just ughh, hes not a good guy, hes a BA, gets himself in trouble, drinks smokes, hes been around with a few other girls. i was never jealous of them, or upset with his decisions, ive only ever wanted him to be happy. ive told him how i feel about the drinking and smoking, ive begged him to stop, and he doesnt do it as much, at least if he does he wont tell me, because he knows how i feel about him, and his health. hes only 16 and its awful, honestly i couldnt even teelll you why i feel this way, all i know is i do. its unexplainable, but when you know youre in love.. you just know :/ and it can be awesome, or it can kill you like its killing me. i need help though, i dont know what i should do. ill have my license and a car in just a few months, and i want to see him, and hang out with him and be with him. but idk if itll help anything, or just hurt me more :/ PLEASE HELP ME, and please dont say im too young for any of this, because love has no age. ugh. </3
How can you "make" your ex want you back? If he calls 2 days after he dumped you just to "see how you are" and you acted really happy and said you’ve been soo busy and out meeting new people, hangin out with friends etc, and that you were just about to go for a drive with a guy friend n he’s like "oh ur goin out with a guy r u?" does it mean he might be regretting his decision? Or is he just making sure you don’t hate him because he doesnt like ppl hating him?
I know you cant MAKE someone want you back, but if you dumped your ex becos u thought u were too different, would all the stuff I was saying mayb make you want her back? What about if next time you call and she says "Im just about to go out for drinks with a guy i met on the weekend"? What are other ways to make your ex rethink his decision?
Dont answer if you’re just gonna say somethin like "forget him" or "why bother" If you answer, then answer the question please.
I met my boyfriend back in august through a mutual friend. The mutual happens to be my cousins wife, and my best friend who only wants the best for me. She has known my boyfriend for 20 plus years. They grew up together in a very very small town. Theyre families are very close. My best friend had NOTHING but great things to say about him and how much she thought we would click. AND WE DID!. We remained friends and talked as friends through the phone, text email occasionally.. He had a gf when I met him. But like I said, we were just friends. He texted me around thanksgiving and wanted to say Hi, and see how I was. He told me he had ended his relationship, he found pictures of her with another guy on her computer. And she had also stole money from him. WE started talking daily on the phone, for hours a day. We quickly realized how much we had in common. He then asked (after about two weeks) if he could take me out. I agreed. He sent me a text on his way over saying "I just left, Im on my way, I cant wait. I feel like a little kid waiting for santa to come. I cant wait to spend time with you" This is one of the most amazing men I have ever in my life met. He makes me laugh uncontrolably, he makes me smile just by saying the cutest things, I am for the first time in my 15 years of dating / relationships that I have truly been HAPPY. It is the best feeling ever. BUT. I have been cheated on by every guy I have had a relationship with. So for the last four years I have basicly been just random dating. Hang out a few times, have dinner or drinks, and then I really don’t talk to the guy again. I very quickly lose interest in a man, at max it takes a month or so. I have NEVER once felt like I am losing interest with this guy. He gives me my space, and I give him his. I got to a point where I realized how much I liked him and loved being with him and loved just being happy with someone. I knew it was time to run, or jump. I discussed this with him. He said " I wont let you run, Just jump." He then two days later surprised me with a trip away for the weekend. Full of laughs, shopping, great dining to a fabulous place. He said he needed us to get back on the same page. Things were GREAT. Then following weekend he planned a big ice fishing trip.. Which he knew for me was a BIG STEP. Im not the out doors type. IM always dressed very professional. In heals and dress clothes. I braved it, and like a trooper loved every minute of the 7 hours ice fishing trip he put so m uch into. And I never once complained. It was doing something he enjoyed that made me love it. A few days later out of no where he said "I don’t know if I want to be in a relationship, I feel like I jumped into this so quick. I don’t know if I want to be in a relationship. I care about you so much, but I just got out of a relationship and was hurt. I don’t think im ready for it again" we ended up talking on the phone later, I told him he needed to make sure that was what he wanted. I asked him why he has to build up this wall with me. He said he didn’t know. Basicly over time, we continued to talk on the phone daily.. As if he NEVER said that to me. We did NOT discuss "us" or our relationship for the whole week. Any time I brought it up he said "do we have to talk about this right now, everything is fine" He asked me to dinner that weekend. So I drove over to his apartment (40 miles away) I had dinner with him. We got back to his apartment and I said I was leaving.. Dinner went great, aside from the fact that he could see I was distant due to my mind going a million miles a minute on the way there. He begged me not to leave, he couldn’t believe I drove out there just for dinner and wasn’t going to stay. We finally discussed us and our relationship… He said he is happy, and he just wanted to take it one day at a time.. so we had been. for another month and a half.. NOW AGAIN.. here we are.. He doesn’t know if he wants to be in a relationship.. WHAT IS HE DOING? WHAT SHOULD I DO
He thinks we’re too different, we talked about it and sorted it out but he still said "no, not right now."
He called 2 days later to see waht ive been doing, and I just said ive been really busy, havent been home at all, just been out clubbing n out with friends, meeting new ppl. Goin out for a drive with a friend right now. He said "oh ur goin with a boy are u?" He said he keeps expecting 2 c my car outside his house, and when I said I was up near his work that day he said "oh why didnt u come in and see me?" I jst said it would be too awkward.
Im going out for drinks in a couple of days with another guy. My ex said he’d call later in the week. Should I tell him about this? Would it make him want me back? If I keep acting busy and social will it make him want me back? Or does it sound like he already does? He hates people hating him so mayb hes just making sure I dont hate him? How do I make him want me back?
Ok so my boyfriend is getting divorce but now his soon to be ex-wife wants him back she constantly txts him, uses the "i need to see u to discuss the divorce" excuses & has even called him past 2am when i was with him he didnt answer but i asked who was calling at that time & he told me that she calls him every saturday when shes out & after she has a couple of drinks to try to work things out & it really bothered me that he didnt tell me that she had been calling him for the past weekends im so jealous cuz he was with this girl for over 5 yrs so i know she played an important part in his life & the thing that bothers me more is that they broke it off cuz she cheated so now that shes sorry im afraid he’ll run back to her sorry abt for the long writting im just so confused! some1 help…..
I have been through a couple rocky relationships in my young life (I’m 23). My first boyfriend was controlling, jealous, put me down a lot, etc. My second boyfriend cheated on me a few times before I finally broke it off with him.
I just graduated college and met a really sweet guy. Unfortunately, I am scared to get hurt and our relationship had some issues due to this. He said that I shut myself down and distanced myself from him sometimes, and I couldn’t really trust him–not because of anything he did (he always called me when he said he would, etc.) I would think up all the signs that he was just using me/ didn’t really care and then yell at him about it/threaten to leave him, and he had no idea why I was so angry at him.
He put up with it for a while (3 months) but eventually got sick of it and broke it off with me, saying he didn’t want to lose me as a friend. We didn’t talk for about a week, then went out for drinks and ended up sleeping together again. We were going to "see where it went" but it didn’t work out again–nothing as bad as the first time, but I can tell he doesn’t fully trust me/isn’t ready to try again. He said he has feelings for me and is attracted to me but that it’s too stressful.
We decided we would stay friends. Do you think I have any chance of getting him back? I fully recognize how bad my behavior was and I’m willing to work on it. Should I just realize I messed up, move on, and try not to repeat the same mistake again? How can I chill out with the next guy?
I will try and make this as short as possible. Few months ago, out drinking with one of my best friend he begins telling me how sexy he finds my wife, and tells me he would love to have sex with her. He probably expected to get punched in the shoulder, but I told him this has always been a fantasy of mine, allowing my wife to sleep with another man. Although I have never told my wife, or anyone for that matter. My friend and I did not speak about it until a week ago, and I invited him over for dinner last night. I never thought anything would happen other than than some minor flirting, due to her personality. She is the typical business women, very serious, no nonsense and professional… basically does not put up with any crap. My wife was dressed very nicely, wearing a short black dress and black stiletto heels. I kept the drinks flowing, and the 2 of them started flirting heavily. He had his hands all over her and she was very responsive. I began making comments like you two need to get a room. Finally I said jokingly… you 2 should just get this over with and go in the den and have sex. I went in the kitchen to get another drink and I hear a door shut. They had gone in the den together, and I just waited in the living room. A few minutes later I knew my fantasy was coming true, as I heard her beginning to moan. I waited a while and listened to her getting louder and louder and finally peeked in. He had her pinned up against the wall naked wearing only her stiletto heels, pounding her absolutely senseless! I went back into the living room and listened to her. I have never heard her moan and scream that loud, and it went on for almost 2 hours. This morning she was concerned how I felt and i assured her it was a huge turn on for me and that i was fine with it. I asked her for details of the experience and she told me that she had more orgasms than she could count, and that he was so big he could barely fit inside her, but once he was inside it was the most amazing feeling shes ever had. I can not wait for her to do this again, and she agreed to do this often! Should I just stop this now? I know I probably should, but really don’t want to!
I’ve been divorced for 7 years, then in a 6 year long relationship that ended 2 months ago.
I’m kind of lonely and…. well…. you know.
I met this guy from a personals ad a couple of months ago. We’ve talked daily on the phone and internet. We’ve never met in person though.
I’ve had a couple of drinks and text messaged him to come to my house and get in the hot tub with me.
Does this make me a slut?
I feel like he doesn’t need the closeness that I want. I feel like him providing for our family and sex are the only ways he shows me love. I want a partner, trust, communication, and to enjoy each other again! He seems happy (except for when I complain), but I’m not happy at all. He’s hurt me and hidden things from me, but hasn’t cheated. Sometimes I feel like I don’t know him, or that he wants to appear like he’s what I need. Whenever I’m not around (he travels once in a great while for work) he just sits around and plays video games, drinks (only when I’m not around) and watches trashy stupid movies (and sometimes porn).
