Are These Not The Most Ridiculous Pick-up Lines yes or no ?

Is there a mirror in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them.

You stole my heart. But that’s okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?)

You’ve got fine written all over you.

Ever since I met you,

you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Here’s . Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
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Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.

Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Are you an alarm clock? ‘Cause you opened my eyes

Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.

Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you know why I can’t see any stars tonight? You outshine them.

Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.

What pick-up line actually works on you?

Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
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Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

Good thing I’m not flammable because you’re smoking hot.

Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.

If you held six roses in front of a mirror you’d see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’m like a clock and you’re the batteries. Without you my world would end!

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly!

Let’s play chess. You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!

Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.


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How can I remedy a slow running computer?

Hello and thanks for your great help in advance:

Would appreciate whatever help some of you folks can give who possess greater tech/computer skills and experience than I.

I am using an HP desktop computer running Windows XP (home). It is an older model (purchased 2003 – I realize I need an upgrade and am shopping!), so the hard drive only has 80 Gig capacity. (very low by today’s standards, I realize).

Problem is, I’ve never used the HD to store all that much really, except in recent years I’ve taken lots of digital photos and scans and put them on the HD, but I just summed up all the file sizes, and they – in total – are less than ONE Gigabyte.

I used to run Windows Explorer Web browser, but over the years, it got worse and worse – slower, more "buggy," problems galore, etc. Now I use Firefox and have been much happier (far fewer problems/bugs/crashes), and just a couple years ago it – and the computer in general – ran fast; like a top. Since, I’m now on the 3rd generation Firefox, and the computer doesn’t run as efficiently. I’m always skeptical of "new and improved" versions of various software, etc. – they are usually a mess, one way or the other.

Anyway, my computer now runs much more slowly and I’m having screen freeze problems, etc. Never much happened before. Why?

Here’s what I’ve done to try and help myself: I ran the "Disk Clean-up" utility, and it was able to rid my hard drive of ca. 1 and one half Gigs of useless files, data, etc. Also, I ran my virus scan, and it searched through all ca. 1 million files, yet returned no virus detections. I thought these utilities might make a difference, yet they have not.

Here’s the rub, too. I used to check my hard drive capacities on "My Computer" just to see how much hard drive space was being taken up. I’ve always heard/read that the more hard disk space is taken up, the slower your computer runs. Heretofore, I’ ve always seemed to have ca. 10-11 Gigs used up and the computer ran fast. NOW, however, mysteriously it reads (even after the Disk Clean-up) ca. 18.3 Gigs used up, with 52.1 "free." I am wondering where in the world I acquired all this gunk taking up hard drive space? Also, I forgot to say, I searched through all "programs" and software titles to delete ones that are useless or that I don’t use and got rid of lots of junk to free up space.

I’m wondering if music files may be the culprit, though my iTunes library isn’t really that big (fewer than 80 songs). Hard to figure this out, actually.

But, other than that, I am mystified as to why the computer runs slower than a 7 year itch (worse than ever) and why it’s so "buggy" these days??!!

I have noticed that since I loaded the Magic Jack software on there (VOIP service; cheap), the computer runs slower. I’ve taken to unplugging the thing when I just read and write emails; surf, etc. Seems to run faster.

I’m wondering if junk I’ve accessed on sites like Hulu.com (internet TV) stays on your hard drive?? Or is it "streaming video," meaning (I hope) that the files do NOT stay on your hard drive? Or do they?? If they do – HOW can I find those useless files in order to delete them? And any other useless file? Often, when I type in the "search for files" thing for a file by name, it returns the message that "no file by that name found" – or whatever.

Any help you can provide would be much appreciated. Especially how to FIND useless file downloads and delete them. But then why does the computer run so bad, with apparently no viruses and AFTER the disk clean-up??

Thanks,

Dave


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all right, I recently bought a broken xbox off eBay that had the rrod. (red ring of death) Im trying to make a profit by fixing it if you’re wondering. Well, it had the 2 lights, so I put on some thermal paste, and it changed to 3. I kept working my magic on it and finally it was up and running. Now there’s another problem. I currently have an xbox 360 elite that is/ was in working condition. I took out that hard drive (120GB) and put it into the other xbox. I also moved my antenna over too so I could access live when I was testing it. It turns on and everythings going good untill the dashboard is supposed to come up. Instead, this update thing comes up and asks me if I want to download a security update. I say yes, but it says I’m not connected to live. It then says to check my connection in network settings and try again. I do it and I have 4/5 bars. It asks me if I want to update it again, and if I decline, I’ll be signed out of xbox live. I say yes again, and it starts updating. About 30 seconds later, it says I can’t download it and to contact M$ for support. I find out it is the dashboard layout update, and I’m wondering why it’s not reading my hard drive. (I already have the dashboard update) I keep reading on xbox.com and it says to try and download and extract stuff onto a cd and put that into it, and it should update. It didn’t. I then tried to have a direct Internet connection, and that doesn’t do much better. Also, if I decline the update and try to play a game, it asks for the update again and brings me to the dShboard.(a thing to note is that when I try to play a game without my hard drive in, it works) I don’t know if it’s because it’s the very first generation of the 360 that doesn’t work with the update or because it doesn’t synchronize. I hope I didn’t write too much and make it confusing. any help is accepted. Thanks in advance! :)


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