I am looking for the title of a movie about a man who dies and because he was never loved he is not allowed into heaven. He is given a second chance and must get a woman to fall in love with him in order to be allowed into heaven. There is a catch he is sent back as a woman.
Is there a mirror in your pants?
Because I can see myself in them.
You stole my heart. But that’s okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?)
You’ve got fine written all over you.
Ever since I met you,
you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Here’s . Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
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Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Are you an alarm clock? ‘Cause you opened my eyes
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know why I can’t see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.
What pick-up line actually works on you?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
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Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Good thing I’m not flammable because you’re smoking hot.
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
If you held six roses in front of a mirror you’d see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
I’m like a clock and you’re the batteries. Without you my world would end!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
You must be peanut butter because you’re making my legs feel like jelly!
Let’s play chess. You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you.
The woman I fell in love with was a simple village girl and a naughty angel. I admit that what i was attracted to was her beauty. but soon I could understand that she was made with everything that i wanted and ever dreamed of in the woman i would like to spend the rest of my life with. But I kept it to myself as she was hiding her feeling for me as well. After 4 years of keeping it within I finally told her and she was like in heaven to hear it as same was her case.
To put it shortly its something like the story of "my best friend’s wedding" and me in Julia Robert’s position. She is another man’s wife today. She tells me she is happy and I pray that she be. But i can’t rid myself of her loss. Will I ever be able to love another woman the same way I loved her? Has any one of you been in this situation and got out of it?
Please help me…I am writing this with a lot of pain in my heart.
Mohamed flew on a winged horse to paradise to reduce prayer
bukhari 33;22 angels dont enter a house with pictures or dogs
bukhari 33;23 dogs should be killed
bukhari 33;03 when a rooster is crowing it means its seen an angel
when a donkey is braying it mans its seen satan
bukhari 32;95 satan sleeps in your nose at night
bukhari 11;44 satan urinates in ears of non-praying muslims plus satan passes wind so you may not hear prayer
bukhari 5;58;227 Nile and Euphrates rivers flow from heaven
bukhari 4;53;353 mohamed makes the sun stop setting so he could finish battle
bukhari 32;89 yawning is from satan
bukhari 32;73 the sun rises between the 2 heads of satan
bukhari 32;60 change of weather at winter and summer is from the breath of hell
bukhari 1;11;685 pray in rows or god will transform your face
bukhari 1;12;717 if u look up in prayer u will get your eyes snatched from you
quran 20;22 the human hand transforms magically
humans today are in need of a sign too
quran 27;82 a beast speaks to humans
sounds more like harry potter to me
Qur’an, 27:18 ants predict and distinguish humans and pinpoint their arrival
quran 7;107 a stick supernaturally transforms into a serpent
quran 37;142 human survives after being swallowed by a fish
quran 38;36 humans can fly
quran 27;16 birds can speak
quran 30;26 animals can glorify and devote themselves to god
quran 53;6 mohamed flies on a winged unicorn to heaven
quran 2;50 oceans separates itself to assist humans
what doesnt such a thing happen today?
quran 2;72 a dead man springs to life to testify and identify his killer
such judiciary system would be useful today
Bukhari 4:483,486 the cause of fever is the fire of hell
bukhari 5;58;188 monkeys committ adultery
quran 18;11 people sleep for 3 hundred years
humans cant sleep that long today?
quran 2:65-66 humans transform into apes and pigs
WHY ARE SABBATH BREAKERS NOT TURNED TO MONKEY AND PIGS TODAY?
quran 5;115 a delicious bouffet sent from heaven
bouffet’s dont magically appear from heaven
i walked away
alone on a rainy day
she was still on my mind
nostop all the time
but as i thought about it throught the day
the love her ran away
u were to worryed about other guys
to busy cryign about other lyes
im tired of hearing ur cry
u had ur chance and u let it past ur eyes
andas i look bak now and then
im glad i was always only a friend
thre was a girl mean and cold
but every where she went romance rose
she was like potsmoke
so addicting
but a bad infection
like a bad conection
a bad date
a bad mistake
a bad fate
but i just couldnt get enough
some might just say i was in love
but i like to say it was lust
so i saw her crying near the pond
i found it rely odd
since usally the guys were crying
now it was like she was dying
she looked at me and asked for help
i tyed to stop myself
but i was to influenced with her smell
it was like from heaven i fell
in a spilt second everythign turned gray
and she began to walk away
i watched her leave
infront of me
i walked away
alone on a rainy day
she was still on my mind
nostop all the time
but as i thought about it throught the day
the love her ran away
u were to worryed about other guys
to busy cryign about other lyes
im tired of hearing ur cry
u had ur chance and u let it past ur eyes
andas i look bak now and then
im glad i was always only a friend
the next day i saw her there
saw her in place i cant belive where
she ran up tome and gave me a hug
it was like she pulled my heart right back under the rug
i try to bury my love her
i tryd to forget loving her
i tryd to let go of her
i tryd to lie to her
see i dont y
but ihad to say good bye
but how can i say i love u to someone like her
someone who was untouchble to me
someone who would never like me
someone to high up in socity
someone who had a boyfriend better than me
the was i knew this person to
the kid she loved was a great man through and through
i payed my respect
i gave my due
but through all aspect i was more crushed then u
see i didnt kno wat to expect
from a crazy like vexy
a tranfixed imagination
a fucked up imatation
everythign i tryd to do
was always thinking of u
i walked away
alone on a rainy day
she was still on my mind
nostop all the time
but as i thought about it throught the day
the love her ran away
u were to worryed about other guys
to busy cryign about other lyes
im tired of hearing ur cry
u had ur chance and u let it past ur eyes
andas i look bak now and then
im glad i was always only a friend
i guess life had changed my plan
its been a while since i thought about back then
but now i guess im over u
and maybe i just got throguh to u
i bet ur hearing this song
and ur singing along
i knou wished u had me
i kno u wished u had picked me
maybe it was not ment to be
maybe fate has somethign else for me
maybe fate knew i would waste my time
maybe i born to write this rhyme
maybe life neded me
to be everythign i could be
and maybe u were not enough
maybe i was just to tough
maybe i was always better
maybe u were never even come close
maybe i chosen to outspoke
maybe i was to be the one
the one dat escaped ur grasp
maybe the guy that wasnt ment tokiss ur ass
and i kno u want me cuz im the one u never had
im the one u could never have bak
and as u reflect back on ur past
u noticed i am the first and last
to love u and be intrested
to bad i was diffrent
to bad i wasnt settleing for less
to best u were to concerned about ur breasts
maybe i am the right guy
but i guess ull never kno
and for now until i die
im the one stealing the show
i walked away
alone on a rainy day
she was still on my mind
nostop all the time
but as i thought about it throught the day
the love her ran away
u were to worryed about other guys
to busy cryign about other lyes
im tired of hearing ur cry
u had ur chance and u let it past ur eyes
andas i look bak now and then
im glad i was always only a friend
and pleaseeee can u check out my other songs thnx
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