Need advice on breaking up?

I need a way to say the following items but in a way that my wife will understand:

1. Your intelligence is on par with the domestic ass.

2. Wear clothes that fit you.

3. When you are sleeping you saw logs so loudly that my neighbor complained to me about it.

4. Get out and exercise you lazy cow.

5. If you are stopping by to pick me up to go somewhere get off your no good ass and walk to the apartment instead of sitting in your car out front and honking the horn.

6. The only thing we have in common is that we enjoy being intoxicated on Friday night.

7. Why can’t you get the point when I told you that the only reason I asked you out in the first place was because I already had four shots of tequila.

8. You cough so loudly my floor shakes when you do it… Are you going to cough up some unknown life form out of that lung? Is that why you are shaped like a damn watermelon?

9. I stopped calling you. I stopped coming over to your place. Why can you not take this as a hint?

10. Sex is horrible with you. I definitely wouldn’t of hit that if I was sober at the time. There are fat flaps around your cooter. You have to make the Moses parting the red sea movement to move this camel-toe-esque fat lobs out of the way to get the job done.

11. You cannot get the hint when I say this isn’t working you keep calling and showing up. What the hell is wrong with you???

12. I have hit on other girls in front of you… Ones that are actually attractive and you still cling to me.

13. I find it really retarded that you think that it is perfectly acceptable to drive around a car with no insurance and without a driver’s license.

14. Why don’t you try to drag yourself out of white trashiness?

15. Oh yeah, one last thing, why do you think it’s acceptable to go the bar every night, don’t get me wrong I love going on the weekends, maybe one night in the week occasionally (If I had a bad day at work), but every goddamn night? Are you seriously trying to be a freakin’ drunk???

Anyone got any advice on communicating these views to this girl so that she will comprehend them please for the love of God and all that is holy and right in the world please tell me how to pound this into her oversized and under-developed head!!!


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I got a truck about a year ago, my ex-boyfriend drives it more than I do because it is stick shift and I am not comfortable driving it. We broke up and I have given him about a month to find a loan company to help him buy off the truck from me. He has offered to pay the car insurance and car note but I don’t want to indefinitely be receiving money for a truck I do not drive that is not at my address.

I think that after a month this should be enough time to find out if he can get a loan or not. My family thinks I should just take the truck from him as he could run off out of state with the truck or crash the car.

Is it in this economy possible to get a loan for a truck for about ,500 on really bad credit 300-400 from a loan company. My family is saying that if my ex-boyfriend really wanted to get a loan he would have got one by now and he just stringing me along. I am trying to be fair and give him time to get a loan to buy the truck from me as he needs it for work and his other car does not reverse. I have given him the options to either get his other car fixed or buy my truck off me…so far nothing has happened.

If he is not able to get a loan this month i will ask for my car back, how do I do this without any drama. What is the safest and best way to do this.

HELP!!!!
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Under the SCHIP deal they’re trying to pass that is just for children(even the ones that don’t need it because the parents have enough money or are covered by the parents’ insurance) they also want to cover women with children… well children still in their stomach which the last time I checked didn’t count as a child to the pro-choice left… Its just a parasitic fetus to them.

So one of the following has happened:

1) Harry Potter waved his magic wand and they all believe a fertilized egg is a child and abortion will be abolished

2) They want it for pregnant women who want an abortion for free(well not really-working people pay for it)

3) Because government dependent people no longer get extra money on welfare for extra children the Dems think this will make up for their ‘give free stuff and get votes’ and they will start popping out more kids again because they know their health is paid for by the remaining responsible citizens, thus continuing their "neighbor’s keeper" policy.
By the way, if you do the math for a billion increase in taxes to people who actually pay taxes(people of age to work) in the US it’s an extra 0 every year out of the working(not under the table) person’s paycheck. Why to the democrats feel the need to take more of my money and give to random people every time they’re in office?!

At least with the republicans I know its going to the military for my protection.
So many have asked "Why is it that republicans are only concerned about someone before they’re born?"

I have a better question, Why are there so many slutty women out there having sex without protection and birth control?

Why is it my job to pay for other people’s mistakes? Not just with having kids but with people who didn’t graduate so they have crappy jobs so they’re on welfare.

And as for Republicans adopting American children… try looking in the mirror at your democrat Hollywood types that adopt kids from everywhere but America. And Dems are in office, tell your buddies to not make adopting children in the US so hard it takes 5-10 years. My sister in-law is still on a waiting list 8 years later waiting for a child.


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