a young women walks into an antique store and buys a lovely old mirror
when she gets it home and starts cleaning it she finds a note on the back ( be carefull what you wish for im a magic mirror )
well after reading that the women hangs the mirror up and looks around ,no one home , so she lifts her shirt saying mirror mirror on the wall make my tits a size 44 ( wwhhhoofter )
her tits are there
when her husband comes home from work and seen her he was very impressed
so she told him how she had said the verse and bang they were there
so the man stands in front of the mirror and says the verse mirror mirror on the wall make my penis touch the floor
next second ( wwhhooofter ) HIS LEGS FELL OFFF
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