a young women walks into an antique store and buys a lovely old mirror
when she gets it home and starts cleaning it she finds a note on the back ( be carefull what you wish for im a magic mirror )
well after reading that the women hangs the mirror up and looks around ,no one home , so she lifts her shirt saying mirror mirror on the wall make my tits a size 44 ( wwhhhoofter )
her tits are there
when her husband comes home from work and seen her he was very impressed
so she told him how she had said the verse and bang they were there
so the man stands in front of the mirror and says the verse mirror mirror on the wall make my penis touch the floor
next second ( wwhhooofter ) HIS LEGS FELL OFFF
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There was a woman who bought a mirror and hung it on the wall. The man that she bought it from said it was a magic mirror. She thought and toke a shower and came out in and put on some clothes and said. Mirror mirror on the wall give me the biggest breasts of all. In a blink of an eye, her breasts grew to be the biggest in the world riping her shirt and bra. She was amazed. She knocked the mirror on the floor and looked and said. Mirror mirror on the floor make my breasts the size they were before.In the blink of an eye. Her breasts shrunk. Then she picked it up put it on the door and said. Mirror mirror on the door make my breasts a size 44HH. Here breasts grew once again.
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Hi guys,
Here’s the deal I’m in a community theater production of Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarfs and we open next week and go through till October somthing but the problem is that one of the days where we’re doing three show, 10:30, 1:00, and 3:00, is also the day of my HOMECOMING DANCE! The shows about three hours long including intermisson so I’ve execpted the fact that I’m gonna have to mostly get ready at the theater if I want to be home when my date comes to picks me up. Some of my gal pals in the cast said they would do my hair for me but my make up is the problem. I’m the Walking Talking Magic Mirror so I’m gonna have lot’s of heavy goffy make up that I’m gonna need to take of right after curtin call so I can put on my dance make up. Dose anyone know somthing that is
a) a portable make up remove (like wipes in a contaner)
b) can do a through but fast job on heavy make up
c) is gentle enough to use on someone with sensitive skin!
Thank You
three of my friends in the cast have their homecoming that day too so it also needs to be split between 4 people
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