My ex-girlfriend is insane, what should I do!?

I’m afraid that my ex-girlfriend is trying to get some sort of revenge on me. I mean, I don’t completely blame her, but I’d rather find a way to get out of this situation. Here’s the backstory:

I was kind of a jerk for a long time to my ex-girlfriend. I repeatedly cheated on her, treated her like crap and when I broke up with her I told her to just go get a life and leave me alone for now on.

So yeah, maybe I’m kind of a dick, so what? That’s life, you know? But last week she called me up telling me about certain pictures she has of me. I don’t want to talk about what are on those pictures since its really embarrassing and there’s no point in anyone knowing. But the point is that she is trying to use those pictures as blackmail to get me to do whatever she wants. What you all need to understand is that if the people at my work see those pictures I am completely out of a job (since what I’m doing in those photos are kind of illegal… it really is a long story). She’s friends with a couple of the guys I work with, so that really scares me.

So I agreed to come over to her place a couple of nights ago, figuring that whatever she wanted me to do so that she could get even, it couldn’t be that bad. What she had me do kind of freaked me out though.

She wanted me to put on one of her old costumes, which happened to be this sort of slutty Alice In Wonderland outfit and model it for her. I was completely shocked at how completely weird that request is and I refused at first, but then she showed me proof that she had some of those photos digitally backed up online. So I went ahead and put on the costume, pretending it was funny instead of just freaking me out. She also put full makeup on my face and had me wear hosiery and a wig. After having me do some pretty weird stuff like dancing, singing and acting stuff out for her, she eventually let me change back into my clothes and go home.

So up until last night I was kind of relieved that she had finally had her revenge and we were totally even. But she called me again last night to tell me that she wants me to come over next Saturday to do similar things with one of her friends there.

I couldn’t sleep at all last night and I’m really stressed out about this. I don’t want to have to keep going over there so that she can get her kicks out of dressing me up like a girl, but there’s no way in hell that I can let her show those pictures to anyone, especially not my coworkers. I’ve thought about taking legal action or something, but I’m really worried about the fact that what I’m doing in those pictures is illegal. A part of me thinks maybe it might be worth it to just let her do this for a while and hope that she’ll get bored of it or just let it go.

Her revenge is retarded anyway, since I don’t feel any worse about all of the things I did to her. In fact, I’m more glad that I caused her all that pain now. Sure, she was innocent in the situation before and it does make me kind of a bad guy for doing it, but she’s not the innocent one in the situation now.

So what should I do? Is there a way to keep her from doing this, or should I just let it happen and hope that she’ll get bored?
Help!
*edit*

Like I said, I don’t regret anything I did to her, so you can call me an ass if you want but your probably just as crazy as she is.

If you realized how embarrassing the whole night was, you might change your mind. It wasn’t just because I looked and felt ridiculous, it was because I looked a little too much like an actual girl with all of that on. Any guy in here would be able to understand how messed up it is to feel like your masculinity is being stolen away from you. Sorry if you chicks can’t understand.


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Ex-girlfriend is trying to feminize me?

I’ve asked this before, but the chicks on here are almost as crazy as my ex lol. Anyways, I’ve got a serious problem on my hands.

‘m afraid that my ex-girlfriend is trying to get some sort of revenge on me. I mean, I don’t completely blame her, but I’d rather find a way to get out of this situation. Here’s the backstory:

I was kind of a jerk for a long time to my ex-girlfriend. I repeatedly cheated on her, treated her like crap and when I broke up with her I told her to just go get a life and leave me alone for now on.

So yeah, maybe I’m kind of a dick, so what? That’s life, you know? I’m a little sexist against women, but anyone who isn’t sexist is just fooling themselves. So last week she called me up telling me about certain pictures she has of me. I don’t want to talk about what are on those pictures since its really embarrassing and there’s no point in anyone knowing. But the point is that she is trying to use those pictures as blackmail to get me to do whatever she wants. What you all need to understand is that if the people at my work see those pictures I am completely out of a job (since what I’m doing in those photos are kind of illegal… it really is a long story). She’s friends with a couple of the guys I work with, so that really scares me.

So I agreed to come over to her place a couple of nights ago, figuring that whatever she wanted me to do so that she could get even, it couldn’t be that bad. What she had me do kind of freaked me out though.

She wanted me to put on one of her old costumes, which happened to be this sort of slutty Alice In Wonderland outfit and model it for her. I was completely shocked at how completely weird that request is and I refused at first, but then she showed me proof that she had some of those photos digitally backed up online. So I went ahead and put on the costume, pretending it was funny instead of just freaking me out. She also put full makeup on my face and had me wear hosiery and a wig. After having me do some pretty weird stuff like dancing, singing and acting stuff out for her, she eventually let me change back into my clothes and go home.

So up until last night I was kind of relieved that she had finally had her revenge and we were totally even. But she called me again last night to tell me that she wants me to come over next Saturday to do similar things with one of her friends there.

I couldn’t sleep at all last night and I’m really stressed out about this. I don’t want to have to keep going over there so that she can get her kicks out of dressing me up like a girl, but there’s no way in hell that I can let her show those pictures to anyone, especially not my coworkers. I’ve thought about taking legal action or something, but I’m really worried about the fact that what I’m doing in those pictures is illegal. A part of me thinks maybe it might be worth it to just let her do this for a while and hope that she’ll get bored of it or just let it go.

Her revenge is retarded anyway, since I don’t feel any worse about all of the things I did to her. In fact, I’m more glad that I caused her all that pain now. Sure, she was innocent in the situation before and it does make me kind of a bad guy for doing it, but she’s not the innocent one in the situation now.

So what should I do? Is there a way to keep her from doing this, or should I just let it happen and hope that she’ll get bored?
Help!


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Lost a bet and have to let my ex-girlfriend feminize me for a month. What should she do?

She’s very happy to get the chance to get some hardcore revenge on me. Anything goes, from changes to looks to acts.

Clothes, hair, makeup, behaviors, anything goes. I’m sure she’ll appreciate all the tips!

Rosie, she’s especially likely to make me do all of yours for the entire month, especially the lisp!


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On avrg. how many emo girls and guys do you think are good looking…?

And no, I don’t mean with their makeup and all on, I mean naturally good lookin’. I mean, even with the makeup, a lot of ‘em look kinda odd… but I gotta say, some of these emo chicks can work magic and seriously make themselves look hot. Fake as can be, but hot (not somethin’ you’d want to wake up next to though haha). I think, of all the ones I’ve seen, maybe only 2-3 were naturally beautiful. Usually, they’re just avrg. or below, thus making it understandable for them to want to cover themselves up and become someone they’re not… I guess it’s kinda like their own little way of breakin’ away from the reality which looks upon them with distaste.

Anyway, back to the original question. How many emos (emo/scene), on avrg. do you think look good, without all the dressing up?
I like how a few of you misinterpreted the question. Nice goin’…


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Is this a good essay?

I know it’s not that good, but who cares.
Doesn’t have to be perfect.
I just want some ideas to add (about clowns)
Y!A YOU MOST LIKELY WONT READ THIS BUT.. WHATEVER.

Clowns are comical performers. They are artists who pretend to be foolish and entertain their audience. Known for their outrageous costumes and makeup, clowns are normally criticized by their appearance. Clowns entertain folks by performing in odd or hilarious ways. Also, by doing many tricks, some even magic. Clowns can be seen at circuses, fairs, on the street, and on stages.

Types of clowns include European Whiteface, Straight Whiteface, Grotesque Whiteface, Auguste, Tramp/Hobo, and Character Clowns. The Whiteface clowns are oldest types of clowns in existence. They wore white make-up, and wore elegant costumes. They were also known for all of their physical stunts, like springing from one platform to another, or tumbling, etc. Auguste clowns became popular in around the 19th century. Their costumes consisted of colorful mismatched clothing, big red noses, and colorful wigs. These types of clowns use gags like the pie in the face, and using seltzer bottles. Also, these clowns tumble in their performance, and they tend, in their acts, be more physical. A tramp or a hobo clown wear dark make-up and usually impersonate fireman, policeman, and cowboys. These types of clowns were created by Otto Grielberg in the United States. Their performance includes miming, juggling, magic tricks, and acrobats.

Many people have an intense fear of clowns. This fear is called coulrophobia. This phobia is mostly common around children. Some reasons people mostly fear clowns is because of how the media portrays them- as evil. For example, the movie made in 1990 called ‘It,’ or when clowns, in their acts, perform violence, like hurting another clown, (of course it’s fake.)

How do you become a clown? You can become a clown by always being filled with joy, and maintaining you cool. You’ve got to know where you do your clowning acts, and the type of entertainment you want to show. You’ve also got to be enthusiastic, outgoing, and to not really care what people say about you. You’ve got to study the origins of clowns, and learn to apply make-up. You’ve got to learn the three main types of clowns, and learn each one’s performance, outfits, and personalities. You need to know the type of clown you are perspiring to be and the type of business you’d want to run. Clowns love being around people, they are humorous, but also professional. You need to know how much make-up is too much, and what kind of make-up you’ll be using. To learn to be a clown, you can go to clown school. You can read books about clowns. You can have a clown mentor, who will help you with developing your personality, or help choose which type of clown would suit you. They will develop new skits, jokes, etc. Clown mentors can also teach you about balloons, face painting, new skits, jokes, fun gags, and more. To start a clown business, you can start small and then rise gradually. Like, showing up at birthday parties or on the street, then

performing at fairs, or joining the circus. When you become a clown, you need to buy props. Possibly a Stage, balloons, cards, outfits, make-up, wigs, shoes, bikes, unicycles, juggling tools, and more. Becoming a clown is hard work.

Personalities of a clown can include, evil clowns, sad clowns, clumsy clowns, and tricksters. Evil clowns started in American pop culture. The Joker, from Batman was one of the first evil clowns in the media. Sad clowns usually paint a frown on their face, and a tear coming from their eyes. These clowns look depressed. Clumsy clowns might trip and fall, stumble around on purpose. They also might put themselves in painful situations. Tricksters are tricky clowns. They can pull pranks on you, perform magic tricks, and do crazy things.


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