My husband’s ex called him out of the blue 6 months ago- she’s going through a nasty divorce. They have been divorced 20 years!!! We have been married 5.
They have one grown daughter, I have one teenage son who lives with us.
My husband divorced her because she cheated on him many times, and when he finally found out she threw him out of his own house-told police he was abusive (lie) and got a restraining order so she wouldn’t have to leave the home.
We had a happy marriage or so I thought. I loved him, was good wife, kept nice house and romance whenever he wanted because I love it too!

Long story short, found out he is leaving me to go back to her! They have been in touch by emails and texts. The house we live in was mine before marriage. I have been unemployed but looking for 2 years. I have no money of my own. I am devastated. When he leaves I will lose everything and have to file bankruptcy-I have spoken to lawyer. I have no choice. No money to pay anything.
At age 48 I will be living with my son at my parent’s house until I get work. I slaved for years to keep that house as a single mom. Now gone.

What would posess a man to go back to someone who did that to him? The first text I saw she said she would never hurt him again-thanks for the second chance! He never even told me he was unhappy in marriage! I ask and get no answers, no explanations. Nice guy. I told him if he was unhappy he should have come to me first to at least try!

The only thing I can logically think of is that she makes good money and he is tired of scrimping without my pay.
He always hated his father because he walked out when he was a baby and he is doing the same to me. In all honesty, why would he want that tramp that dumped him? She left him for a married man!

He will come to her rescue but leave me with nothing? Anyone ever been through this? I am a good, loving woman. I will not take him back-I have dignity, but part of me wants him to realize someday what a selfish jerk he was to do that to me. My son is crushed.

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I’m an 18 year old guy. Here’s the story…

During most of my young childhood, I had a wonderful, loving relationship with my mom. But then it seemed, over a fairly short amount of time, that we had grown extremely far apart. My parents had a trouble marriage. At one point my mom cheated on my dad and it got to the point that they were fighting and screaming at each other every night. Then when I was about 13 years old, my mom had a near death experience with a ruptured appendix. She said that God saved her. After that, she became extremely religious and changed in many ways from her old self. For example, she used to tell me there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, but now she says that homosexuals are an abomination. By that time, my mom had quit her job and instead got up every morning and read the bible. She went to a some kind of class, like a life-coach therapeutic class. Then she said that she started to remember things from her childhood, like her dad molesting her as a girl. I’ve talked to my uncles and my grandmother about it and they said that all they remember is that my grandfather did check to see if her "cherry was broken." She then got angry with every single person in her family and cut all ties with them, even though they seemed close. Finally my parents said that they were getting a divorce. But, my mom wanted custody of me and my brother. It was a lengthy, dreadful, and expensive divorce. What pushed me over the edge was when me and my mom got into a horrible fight. We were yelling at each other and she kept getting in my face and screaming at me because I said she was acting crazy. Then she said that maybe it’s me that’s crazy and just snapped and lost all control. I picked up a picture frame and slammed it down on a chair. Then I went into her room and destroyed everything I could find. She called the police, and they arrested me because a tiny shard of glass cut my mom’s leg from the picture frame. I was 15 years old. After that, we just stopped talking. She kept saying it was my fault that I went to jail. She wasn’t completely cold however. She would cry because I wouldn’t call her. But I just couldn’t take the hurt that she brought anymore. My dad got custody of me and all charges of domestic violence was dropped. I made a few attempts to see her, but she would talked about is how wonderful God and Jesus are. Now we don’t talk. I called her on Christmas but she didn’t answer. She lives a mile away from me, and it’s so sad. I don’t cry anymore and I have more or less moved on, but it just kills me because it almost feels like my mother is dead.

I’m sorry I ranted, but this is also just helping me get it off my chest. Do you think I am being a horrible son for not talking to her? What should I do?

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And don’t hand me that protecting marriage crap either. If you want to save marriage, ban divorce!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A9FJui4.UhtF8ngBzQHsy6IX?qid=20060927211016AAt7Equ

During my last post Christians complained I was judging them by the actions of a few. Or they claimed that ‘those people’ are not true Christians–funny that’s not how ‘those people’ tell it. Yet, Christians pass judgment on gays, Muslims and Jews, etc ad nausem all the time.

The only difference is when someone gay does something stupid…they are ridiculed by they gay community. Religious people greet stupidity with silent approval and allow it to continue in their name.

So if I’m not supposed to judge you on the actions of a few and we really do have freedom of religion, what makes it okay for you to do it to me or an entire community? Why do you feel so righteous when you vote away potential privileges for others?
papaof whatever….I don’t live that far away from dry ridge…don’t make me come up their and smite your pc TRY ANSWERING WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN CUT & PASTE FOR A CHANGE.

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My baby was hospitalized for a period of time. At the hospital they supply you with toys etc for your baby. My baby fell in love with a toy that they have stopped making Not for any other reason than they don’t make it anymore. I have looked everywhere. I was going to get one off Craigslist but it was out of state and I was warned by many that was dangerous. Well, I happened to find one brand new, still in the box, never opened 20 minutes from my ex’s house. He lives in a different state. I called him up and asked if he would do this favor and then have him ship it to me and I would reimburse him… He is being an ***. He said tell them you will pay extra for them to ship it. Well no one wants to ship it to me and with good reason. There is no guarantee I am going to get the product and she her money, even though I would send it. He could make this so easy and he is being a d!ck. I found one, the same EXACT one on Amazon for 0. I cannot afford that. He told me I need to buy her that one. I told her if I got child support I might be able to afford it – he does not pay child support – which is not the issue, I just want his help. Am I being unreasonable. He is supposed to call me back tonight when he gets home. What should I say? How should I approach this to get him to do this for me? MY daughter loved this toy and he just laughed that I would go through so much to get it. I know some may not agree but it’s only plus what I will owe her dad in shipping and gas! Please advice. I just want his help! Thanks!
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I have looked everywhere Ebay everything… I also posted this question in marriage and divorce. I got horrible answers there.. you need to go read what these guys posted.

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teach me he does not sexualy use us or rape us for his kingdom. I am not talking with him personaly, but with the breeding marriage and speration in heaven, and the millions lonly killing themselfss because they can not find a mate. As God wipes them with his heavenly wipe and shouts mate for my kingdom, and breed. But for the man that wants to love his wife forever he says no as per the bible and the christian, you have no bodies here in heaven, I just created her to bend over and breed for the world, and you will walk like my beloved angels. As he wipes his droll from his mouth with his lust for worship and breeding us.You will be happy with other things in heaven, now take a woman slave….as the man suffers becausee he is sexual and wants to love a woman…..some christians even put in this man that God is jellous of his desire for a woman, and is mad and says you will worship me in heaaven not be with your wife….which really sounds bad, because he never new God felt that way about him, and now the man has to teach God that he loves God as a God, not as a mate.

so how can this man love God with your faith…..how do I mate and toss like the rest of you and treat sex and our love like dust of the world? How do I find good in a god that slaves us to mate, for it is not good to be lonly, and all I(if there are any we) want is to love her forever, and not be like the stupid angels….???

How do I fight against a God that is all lust?
Earth Angel: true struggle with God as I lose my faith before him….shouting praises to the whore, and father pimp who pimps his children for heaven….or give it to her for me and give life in the world and when I am done slaveing you, you are BLESSED to walk like the angels…..

he is a evil God and I can not stop attacking him. I use to be a good person…I can not let her go and serve a pimp with love. I am to sexual….and I WANT LOVE.
by Shinigami: I can not seem to understand, and I want to be free. You do not know my hate toward God….my eyes are beating with anger at the pimp. I can not stop judging God. He thinks as per the Chrisitans it is ok to marry people and work them for heaven and seperate them…to me it is evil and sexual slavery.

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My mom says that I should just use any ring but I want one that says something like "True Love Waits" I have just read a great book and all of the book all of the girls were christian and wore purity rings and after a little research I realy want one I have already promised to save myself till marriage (i did a long time ago) I am 13 and have no way to get money but REALY REALY want one I want my friends to ask and me to tell them I am saving myself for marriage How can I get the money for it, and I dont just want it to be there I want to have a special time with god read a few passages and pray do you know of anything I could read or anything I want this to be a special thing between me and God

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I’ve been married for ten years. The last five have been difficult and my husband asked me to date others- after faking a relationship for a year I finally met someone- and our romance grew. After 9 months I thought it was time to leave my marriage but I find that I am holding back from committing with my boyfriend. Now after 3 months of seperation, during which my estranged husband was wonderful and understanding- everything he wasnt when we were together- he has asked for a second chance after he has determined that I have second thoughts about the BF. This is my question. Husband for ten years- knows me the best- wonderful father- excellent provider- who basically gave me away. Boyfriend- excellent lover-positive &socially active as I like to be-with clinginess and maybe not as intelligently inclined as I would like. I care for them both very much. But im thinking of my children and my future. Husband is stable we have a home- boyfriend is a renter and needs to quit smoking.help
I know its weird! Trust me I didnt think he was serious- at first it was a fantasy that later got stronger for the real thing- which is why I faked it for a year that I was with someone else. He now says it was the worst mistake to ever share me. I agree its weird- im not asking you to chose- maybe im asking whats the best way to chose and what I should consider. and you are probably right- maybe I should be alone first and figure out what I need to do for myself before involving other lives.

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Saving a marriage, is it a man’s priority or a womans.

Why?

I had this argument with my friends and need some more insights – maybe my thinking is way off… please comment.

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I accept ALL people of ALL faiths and religions in this world unconditionally. Although I differ with some aspects of some of these religions, I understand where all of them come from and I completely accept all of them.

As for me, I consider myself a student of all things spiritual.

Now, I have a co-worker who’s a born-again Christian. She is a lovely, wonderful woman. But she continually misunderstands me and my beliefs. Often she tries to explain the Bible to me. I just listen intently, without offering my true feelings about the book. I choose to keep whatever my feelings are to myself, as to respect her faith and beliefs.

I do not think she is ready to know and to grasp what I learned throughout my spiritual studies. Actually, I think she is SCARED to death of knowing what I know. She completely denies the little I’ve told her as being false. That is completely okay with me. I am not here to save her or anyone else. And I’m definitely not here to impose my beliefs on anyone else either.

Anyway, yesterday I sent some of my co-workers a BEAUTIFUL poem by Lebanese poet Khalil Gibran, from his book entitled THE PROPHET.

Now, the poem talks about a true marriage and how two people can achieve happiness in marriage.

In any case, it was a POEM! It had nothing to do with religion or anything like that. And, might I add, it was a gorgeous, wonderful piece of literature too.

She wrote me back only: "A prophet? What kind of prophet?"

Now… tell me if I’m wrong in assuming that she didn’t even READ the poem! It looks to me like she got stuck on the word "prophet" and completely missed the whole point of the poem (how to have a happy and healthy marriage).

Thanks for reading this, folks. It’s just that… I’m having a little hard time deciding whether or not to share anything else with this woman. I do like her but… her mind seems to be closed shut at this time…

What do you all think?

Thanks.

Love and blessings to all.
Priรciℓℓα ☼… yeah! That’s a great idea!
Deep Thought, I’m seriously considering that. If she doesn’t even read what I send her and completely pre-judges everything… what’s the point of trying to share anything with her…
crystal, I’ve been thinking the same thing. However, she cannot help herself and trying to "Christianize" every one of us. She gives me things to read too. I read them. It doesn’t bother me. I think Jesus Christ was one of the brightest lights to ever be born on this planet. And I love his teachings!
Sara, what you wrote is just GORGEOUS! And so true. Thank you so much for that!!!!
Ginchi, I disagree with you about Gibran. And… I don’t think of myself as better or worse than her. I just think all I know is so completely foreign to her that it would probably take her sometime to assimilate everything. How do I know this? Because it took me years to get to where I am. And I LOOKED and SEARCHED. *smiles*

Thanks for your answer, though. A little crabby, but I’ll take it anyway.
You also make a good point, "Follow Jesus." Maybe I should have explained the whole thing to her…

But I thought it best to just let the whole thing alone for a while, while I thought about the best way to deal with it. I don’t want to hurt her feelings in any way, shape of form.
Thanks for a lovely and inspiring reply, Sherry.

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Okay so our marriage has been having problems ( some already now from before questions) well our anniversary is next week we are planning on going down to the coast for the day packing a cooler and in general reconnecting. So my question. I need ideas for a present for him. besides are card.
well i suppose i was not very clear in my writtings. we are not trying to save our marrage with the picnic we have been actively reaching out and working on our problems. which can all be fixed.

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who should request for this sex ?. how ? and when best most it be?

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My step children are hideously selfish and don’t listen to a thing I tell them. They won’t even bathe! They’re 14(boy) and 11(girl). My husband has a passive parenting style. He hates to hear any fussing or fighting and likes to avoid confrontations. He knows that they treat me bad, but he says he doesn’t understand why he lets them do it. He says he just doesn’t know how to make them do the right thing. He’s tried punishment, rewards, and a combination of both. Nothing seems to work. I know that he loves me very much and it bothers him that he can’t figure out how to make the children behave and do as they’re told. He also loves his children, but they are tearing our marriage apart. Anyone have any ideas or have you ever been in this same situation??
A little more info:
We have a two year old daughter together. Mu husband just deployed to Iraq and will be gone 15 months. The mother rarely calls, lives out of state and is schizophrenic . She sees them maybe once every other year. My husband is a good man and a good father to my baby. He carries a lot of guilt about his divorce and the impact it had on his kids. I didn’t mean to make it sound like he was spinelss. I think his passiveness stems more from guilt than anything else.
We’ve been married for about 3 1/2 years.
I tried for the first two years to have some sort of relationship with the two of them. I’ve done things with them/for them, I’m the one who takes them shopping, I’m the one who buys them new clothes, I’m the one who makes their father take them to the library, the park, etc. After two years of doing for them and getting nothing (respect) in return, I stopped doing so much for them. They are just REALLY selfish children who were used to being the bosses and getting what they wanted. I’ve even suggested family counselling, but now that my husband is deployed, it’s too late for that.
Just a little nore in defense of myself: My husband is in the military and he’s not home much. The children are left in my care. I have provided them with structure and activities. It’s easy for a few to point the finger at me and say I’m the one being selfish, but if you any idea how many "talks" the kidsa and I have had about our relationship, you’d understand why, at this point, I’m pulling my hair out. I agree with some of the negative comments. You’re right, I shouldn’t let their behavior bother me, but I don’t know of any way to just "turn off" my emotions when they treat me so badly. Even their father ADMITS that they treat me badly. Again, I have suggested (on several occasions) that we seek family councelling. I work, their father is gone, and I’m taking care of all three children. Is it so much to ask, for them to just follow a few rules? I’ve compromised a lot. I stopped nagging them to bathe, brush teeth, do homework or clean up after themselves!
By the way, Skidoo, my screen name was a joke between my sister and myself. One I’ve had for years. No hidden meaning whatsoever.

And for any of you who took offense to the term "demonic step children", come on! It was a phrase to show just how frustrated I am with them! I’ve done more for those two chilldren since I’ve known them than either their real mother or their father. I’ve taught them why they shouldn’t lie or steal, how to have compassion for others, how to take care of themselves, and a lot of other real life skills they need to become productive adults. The issues they have were going on a looooong time before I was ever in the picture. I tried to give them what they needed but they rejected me, so don’t point fingers at me for getting tired of trying to help them when they don’t want or appreciate my help. Sometimes, I think the only ones who really understand are the ones who have walked in my shoes. And some called ME judgemental?

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big rift in our relationship esp when he d go out with them& conveniently not invite me, or when he d hug up on them &talk dirty, or kiss them(on the cheek). He broke up with me in nov 2007 cause i was too jealous, but we still talked on the ph, in dec he found out i wasnt really divorce(even though separated), he changed his number, and i wouldnt let up, we started talking again 1 wk later & cont till april. Will from dec through april he told he still loved me but we could never be together till i was truly divorced… I didnt get a divorce, but he finally met up with me this past april by that time i had gained 15 lbs. i wanted to wait till i lost wght, but i was stubborn and saw him anyway and i told him like a dumb A he nds to choose tween me or girl friends.. And no lie, the next day, he told me he just wanted to be friends. do u think he sd that cause of the weight, or cause of the friend thing. and what should i do, how can i get him back.
thanks trysta, it really helps hearing it fr a guys point of view, i guess. it just really gets to me cus this guy is 44, hes been there done that, divorced after 18 yrs(&cheated at least with 6 girls during his marriage), and still its not out of his system… i love him so much, i wish i could let him go for good, but i always think about him, its been 6 months, and i cant let him go.
sorry meant thanks, bart is in the house.

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ENGLISH OF A DESI TEACHER….
In class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family

* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late – say YES or NO

Mr.Bean
1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!

4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) Mr. Bean:

(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.

He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."

The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"

He said "That same stupid guy called again"

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for you…"

The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."

She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"

So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down…. So she’s falling and screaming…

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I’ll do anything that you ask…"

The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."

She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"

So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.

She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!"

The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirulla’h!" and he drops her.
.
BOOM!

Once in a men locker room of a golf course a mobile rang, everybody stopped to listen. The man picked up the phone and on the line was a lady "Darling i saw a very beautiful dress its only for Rs50,000, can i buy it?
MAN: sure darling

LADY: and i saw a very elegant gold set for a lakh…
MAN: buy it sweetheart

LADY: and a decorative painting for our room how abt that only 75,000?
MAN: of course

LADY: thank you, i love u!

Everyone at the locker room started staring at the man, after sometime the man shouted "Does anyone knows the owner of the phone?"

One fat guy – goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new

gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on

the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They

lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and

ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

He’s standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and

out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I’m

yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.

Before he knows it, he’s running all over the gym, up the ladders,

down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just

as he’s about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door.

In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh

him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5kg.

He’s back on the street and starts to think.

"God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time…

So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."

"No problem," says the manager.

Again he is led to the large gym. This time he’s standing by the door

when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign, "If I catch you, you’re

mine."

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Girlfriend : "…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo

and the security force become tense

and start searching for them

after an hour the one was found drinking pepsi

the second one was found eating burger

and the third one found

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"READING THIS JOKE"

A kid was playing with his newly bought play train. After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train and shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"

Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same place. He shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaey!"

And so it went for sometime. Everytime the train stopped the kid would scream the same sentence. His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried about the kid using bad language. He took the train away from him and scolded the child, "Don’t talk like that!"

The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad couldn’t bear to see the sad innocent face. He returned the train back to him saying, "Now son, don’t talk like that again."

The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the kid shouted, "Station aa gaya hai! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaey! Pehley hee ek ULLU KE PATHEY ke waja se train aadha ghanta late ho gaee hai!"

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We are both 25. Dated 2 years. She broke up with me saying we are to different and i don’t show enough emotion on how i feel towards her. We talked of marriage etc. the whole thing. She texted me for a week after till i said it hurts stop. then 6 days later "hey you how was your weekend?" Then i wrote her a long letter telling her how i felt, showing the emotion she wanted. She rebuffed saying she cant right now. i asked her to talk face to face but she said she thought something might happen if we did. Now no contact for a week and i need to switch strategies, obviously. Her friends say there is no other guy and i see no signs of that. I know i need to do no contact for awhile to let the emotional dust settle. Should i just ignore her if she texts and try to make her want me? or keep in touch? how can i show her i have changed? i truly have. ladies help me out here how did your guy get u back? please no just move on answers…. whats my best strategy…. how can i show her if i cant see her?
i want to know the best strategy to get her back i want her back badly

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For our wedding my FH & I must give both of our families 9 months to 1 year notice to book travel and save money ETC… Also we live in the MD/DC area where if you do not book at least a year in advance you will not have a day
My FH sister is getting married in West Africa in August of 2009 since my FH & I have to take time from work in August we decided to make our wedding date in October. My FH dad has since informed me that his son should have known due to health reasons and the temperature in this region, (he is coming from West Africa) he can not travel to America in October he wants us to push the wedding until April.
Also if he were coming in April he could stay for 5 months and visit family etc… The trip is costly so he wants to make it worth while. I really want to get married and live with my husband. Having a civil marriage and a wedding ceremony later on is not an option. I feel the wedding is not about me but the joining of two families so I want our parents there. The hall said we have until Thursday to change the contract and is holding both dates. So would you do October 2009 without his folks or April 2010 with his folks? MY FH and I are posting this to see what outsiders think.

a civil cermony with a renewal of vows is not an option

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I have not been diagnosed yet or anything but the descriptions of this disorder fit me almost exactly. Especially feeling abandoned & unloved to an overwhelming degree because of minor things. I got it in my head that my husband didnt love me therefore I should not love him. So I treated him like dirt even though I still loved him to death. I made him so miserable that he left me & he says he needs time to think things through to decide if he will come back. I’m trying to get counseling but its not easy where I live. I guess I just need to know if I should even hold on to any hope that I can get treatment and save my marriage. My husband is a wonderful man who does not deserve the way I have treated him & what he has had to put up with from me.

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How come a divorce is automatically so much worse then just a break up?
Unmarried people can have children together, which means paying child support, unmarried people can buy things jointly and have ownership disputes.
So tell me, do an expensive ring and a magic piece of paper (marriage certificate) really make a relationship all that much more significant? So much so that people have baggage over a divorce for the rest of their lives? I mean people break up after living together for years and they cope just fine. It just doesn’t make any sense to me. Someone explain.

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I am a separated 30 yo man from the woman I loves more then anything. I have not heard or seen her in quite some time, Can some one help and give me some advice on how I can save my marriage and get communication opened up?

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My boyfriend and I had a talk yesterday. He was asking me all types of questions.Since weve been going out he always said that he wanted to be a virgin till marriage. told him numerous of times I wanted him. But then he told me "You know we are christians" I cant not yet. When he said this i got in my mind he think im hte one and he wants to marry me. Now yesterday he’s asking me questions bout making out and where and did i want him to take my virginity. I said yea but were both christians.Since yesterday he hasnt replied back to none of my calls nor text messages..(We was texting yesterday having the talk and i waited 2 hours 4 his reply he never texted back nor picked up his phone after i texted that)….I want to have intercourse with him but the problem is he’s not worth my soul going to hell.And i love him sooooooo much that i dont want him going to hell either for having pre-martial intercourse.And if you really love someone,well inspite of how they might feel if you really really love them youll wait and save them from a firery furnace.

P.S

He hasnt text back y???? and plus y isnt he pickin up my phone calls?? did he get his phone tooken or sumthin??? did his battery go dead??? what should i do?

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I am a historic novelist, and I try to write books which uphold certain standard of morality. I do not believe in sex before marriage, and I try to uphold my beliefs in my works. That is why, I think, I became a target of a low tabloid called "Daily Beacon". They publish scandalous stories and photos, and I ended there as well. It said: "The girls in her historical novels always keep their legs crossed until they’ve got a ring on their fingers. But her private life is rather different." They said that I had a lot of lovers and a "torrid past", hinted that I had countless night stands and sex in my Jacuzzi. "He latest Casanova, so far unnamed, is said to be a married man who’s been seen leaving in the wee small hours." It’s an extremely degrading, humiliating, and misleading article. I don’t have any lovers. I save myself for marriage. This article ruined my reputation and my book sales dropped considerably. What should I do?

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This article shows you how to avoid divorce when your are experiencing relationship problems.

No one goes into their marriage wanting to fail. Many couples dont want divorce because they believe that it equals failure. New facts and figures now state that if divorce is not considered when problems arise in a marriage that couples can resolve their issues and have a stronger marriage.

If you are having problems and are considering divorce, make sure to try to find alternatives that promote fixing the problems via open and truthful communication or marriage counseling. This is preferable over the pain and effort involved in divorcing your spouse.

When others hear that you are having marriage trouble, many couples get unsolicited advice from friends and coworkers that they really dont want. Divorce to others can be seen as a quick fix when in truth it can simply add to your problems rather than fixing them. While you appreciate the support and advice offered by your friends, keep in mind that this is your marriage, not theirs.

By looking at statistics, 80 percent of surveyed couples who at one time considered divorce and subsequently decided not to go through with it claimed to be happily married years later. This can be explained by two possible outcomes. The first is that the couples who previously were considering divorce decided to deal with their problems directly. In doing so, it not only acknowledged their problems but it may have resulted in their finding effective solutions that saved their marriage.

The second is that when divorce was considered that it can change the entire dynamic of a relationship. For some couples this could be a positive thing or it could be detrimental to others. If a problem develops, those considering a divorce could see this as a way out without ever dealing with the issue directly. If these problems grow or the issues faced become more divisive, the option of divorce can be seen as an easy out and therefore become very appealing.

However, those who did not consider a divorce may find some success. They are forced to deal with their problems, and possibly find a constructive solution and common ground. Although this can be hard work and is not as easy as a divorce appears to be in fixing problems, working together and facing issues can be much more rewarding.

Marriage is a team of two players. When both players are actively working towards solutions to their problems and remove divorce as an option, resolutions can be found for their differences. This will strengthen their marriage as you will be working towards something better rather than looking for a way to cut your losses and run.

If you remove divorce as an option and resolve to work through your differences, you can make your marriage work.  It will give you the motivation to work to improve your relationship through understanding and communication. By listening to each other and finding ways to compromise that benefit the both of you; you can build a marriage that will last for years to come.

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My nose still hurts from that hot coffee.

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I’m trying to rekindle the old flames of my marriage. Are there any places that I can suggest for us to go on our anniversary?

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