my gf of 7 years broke up with me. i always loved her more than she loved me. i treated her like a princess. anyways she left for someone else. im not surprised as i let her walk all over me for years. i very mad at her though and im very mad at myself, and im very mad that im falling for another girl that will probably break my heart. anyways i need some ways of dealing with this.
Though i bet most of you have already seen this, i wish to post it anyway for lawls, tell me what you think
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.
* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave…….. without the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
* GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.
* GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell’s eternity.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.
* INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
* SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
* CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to thank the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don’t believe in having sex before marriage."
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footmen, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him. He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny dork anyway.
* GRUNGE
The protagonist doesn’t get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won’t go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other grungers due to the over consumption of white cider.
* POP-PUNK
The dragon can’t eat the protagonist because he can’t catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won’t fuck him either, because he likes ska.
Avucular, what does that have to do with anything, and yes this has been around a while so you may have seen it already
Okay, so the main boy character is this sailor, and the main girl character is the princess of this kingdom. She has an arranged marriage with a prince from a neighboring kingdom, but she doesn’t know him and she doesn’t want to marry him. (Her royal tutor is the bad guy.) Ok, so the princess and her personal maid escape and go on this ship to run away. b4 leaving, the princess leaves a note on the back of her mirror. Somehow the princess ends up in a foreign land, and a lot of stuff happens and she finds out her royal tutor was the one behind all this. k back to the sailor he somehow passes the examination to go be on the rescue team to rescue the princess along with this big burly guy that cant speak and his dog. they go and rescue the princess, and get back to the ship. But the bad guy doesn’t give up. k somehow they end up in this gateway or realm thingy and they have to like do something b4 time runs out or they all die. They survive and get back to the kingdom. But the bad guy somehow passed it too, and he goes back to the kingdom and surprises the princess when shes alone. (Note: Okay, by this time the sailor and the princess fell in love.) The sailor somehow saves the princess by taking the blow intended for the princess, and then the princess kills the tutor, and they mourn the death of the sailor.
That’s it. Btw I don’t know the names of anyone in this book, I’ve forgotten them. PLZ HELP!
I love my best friend’s partner/husband. Even though I don’t know him very much, I know he is the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. I have known my best friend for eleven years now and I attended he and his partner’s wedding/civil union. I have never had a close relationship with my best friend’s partner. My best friend thinks that me and his partner don’t get along well. The truth is that I have distanced myself because I love him. I didn’t want to hurt my best friend and he and his partner are so happy together. But I can’t stop myself now. I have waited for so long and I might end up doing the worst things to get to be with him. I am fifteen years older than my best friend and his partner but anyway….. I want this guy so badly. Every time I look at him I think of what it would be like to kiss his precious lips. I want to feel his milk-and-honey skin into me. I also want to love him eternally. But he is like forbidden fruit. I bought a precious, expensive ring for him seven years ago that I haven’t given him yet. I plan to do so soon. I am scared. Scared about what his reaction will be and how my best friend will react. My best friend haven’t seemed to notice anything but I don’t know if his precious partner knows that I love him more than anything. I have suffered for so long now. I have seen my best friend and his partner kiss, caress each other and be in love. I did it all for my best friend. But now I can’t wait any more! I want his partner so badly and if I get him by my side I will treat him like my princess for the rest of my life. I will do everything for him. Everything he wishes. Cook meals for him, do everything to please him and be there for him all the time. He doesn’t even need to do any housework. I will be there to serve him. I don’t know what I should do if I never get him. He is my everything and I don’t know if life is worth living if he is not by my side. How should I get to know him better and get him to love me?
I currently work at Disney World as Princess Belle. I have to wear hot costumes and be chipper and cheerful. I’m also apart of street performers in Epcot and the Magic Kingdom. Not to mention, I will be doing activities such as swimming today.
I have not slept at all and I have to be at work soon. What are tips for making it through today?
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