Some of us know some of the issues I have gotten myself into lately. So to be nice, I figured i would send some people the "Magic Bullet" drink making system that I had seen on TV. Well I could not find the info-mercial again so I just googled it online and ordered it. Of course I did not read any of the ad. I just jumped to the order page, saw that they had a special " buy 2 get 1 free".. so I figured I might just as well get the wife one. So I ordered rush delivery–: 1 to Rachel at work ( the sexual harassment case), 1- to my next door neighbor ( telescope thing, too many to list etc) and 1 for my wife. I added little cards to personalize them, " Hope this helps after a long hard day at work" for Rachel, and " This will be fun next time we come over" for the neighbors.
Well, yesterday I came home to a smiling wife….she said how great the gift was. I said cool, lets get the kids down and fire it up. I was soon slapped hard across the face, followed by a box hitting me in the head. I did not realize there is an adult toy with the same name. So, should I avoid the neighbors and just quit my job now?
Maggie- sorry about that, and NO they do not realize how lucky they are
