I mean the toilet .. rim.. thing..
Every man I’ve lived with does this, even my husband. How does it happen? Do you just pluck one and leave it there for me to clean up?
And why can’t you guys aim IN the toilet, and off the floor?
Or is this just an American thing.
1. I had the magical ability to go anywhere in the world by flushing myself down a toilet & traveling through the plumbing system at light speed. I just had to concentrate on the address & repeat it along with the word "travel" over & over whilst standing in front of any toilet, & soon enough I was able to just dive in like you would off of a diving board & go right down the drain. (cont…)
2. I’m in the shower, & there’s a 15ft stripper pole going from floor to ceiling right in the middle of it. The soap is on a shelf 12ft up so I have to climb to reach it. It’s wet, slippery & very difficult, so I keep shimmying up and sliding down. Making no progress, but I start to get sexually aroused b/c I’ve got my legs wrapped around it, and you know…I won’t be graphic but it gets a bit erotic/noisy & then suddenly there’s someone looking through the glass shower door at me going "wtf are you doing?" and I’m mortified. Felt like a kid caught at something naughty by a parent. (cont…)
(both continued…)
1. Early on things went smooth & I was alone, but the second part of the dream was different. I found myself in a public bathroom w/ 2 other women who had the same power as me, & we were in a frantic rush to get into the toilets & go somewhere, as if we were being chased by something & needed to escape. I had problems trying to stuff my backpack down the drain ahead of me (which I hadn’t done before), & I couldn’t concentrate enough so the "spell" wasn’t working & I felt afraid. I do remember repeating the address though, and it was full of sixes. The #6 was very distinct in my mind.
2. The person was unknown to me but I got the feeling she had been woken by my ruckus & was annoyed. It’s not important who it was – roommate, houseguest, etc. Point is the shock it gave me & the shame/embarrassment it made me feel afterwards were quite palpable.
That’s all I remember, but I feel like the two dreams are connected b/c of the common bathroom setting maybe. Any ideas?
(start from bottom)
From: miranda
To: eli
nevermind. good night.
From: eli
To: miranda
I am really confused.
From: miranda
To: eli
obviously you are over me. so im done.
From: eli
To: miranda
Why?
From: miranda
To: eli
fine. i will stop emailing you all together.
From: eli
To: miranda
I really wish things could have worked out between us. I was ready to start a family. I know this sounds kind of harsh, but sometimes life doesn’t turn out exactly how you want it to. There are good times and bad times and you have to just find strength to get through the bad times and hope for good times.
From: miranda
To: eli
as of right now i dont have anything to look forward to. i thought that after you get married you have kids and live happily ever after. not so.
From: eli
To: miranda
It is, but you are so young. You have a lot to look forward to.
From: miranda
To: eli
my mom was 22 when she had me and 26 when she had tessa.
the other day i was lisening to a song about life being too short. it really is too short.
From: eli
To: miranda
How old was your mom when she had you and Tessa?
From: miranda
To: eli
ya right. i probably wont even be married in the next 6 years.
From: eli
To: miranda
You will have kids before you are 30 I am sure of it. A few years isn’t gonna make that much difference.
From: miranda
To: eli
i wanted to have kids by the time i was 27. ha if im lucky i will have kids by 35. everything i had ever hoped for has been flushed down the toilet.
the wierd thing about this is whole thing is that the divorce was all her idea. i tried to stop it and she wasn’t having any of it.
and everytime I would talk to her i would start crying and saying i wanted her back and she kept saying that it was too late.
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