They chose to have the baby.. If i choose to cut my arm off should i get paid sick leave? And why do pregnant women think that people they dont even know somehow owe them something? once again, you chose to do this to yourself. I for one would not give up my seat on a train for a pregnant woman.
21 In college, studying finance.
I have been told that my taste in women are holding me back and that I only have them because of Issues I have with control, It would be nice to learn how to fix some of these issues if it would make the pool of women I find attractive bigger
I have never had a girlfriend in my life, Its hard for me to meet girls because its hard for me to find girls that are what I like, and when I do I get so nervous that I blow it.
here goes…
5’5 or shorter
(I’m 5’7, short for a guy, Ive always been shorter then everyone I know and I cant stand it, I say 5’5 so she can still wear heels)
Younger then me, even if its by one day, I HAVE to be older.
(birth was right at the edge of cut off day for starting kindergarten, I have been the youngest person in a group all my life.)
NOT Bisexual
(HUGE, I have asked out Bi’s before and it always ends in disaster, no offense to them but I just don’t believe that they are capable of what I want, a real monogamous relationship.)
Not into "Masculine" things
I don’t like it when girls are into stuff like sports and cars and other stereotypical "guy" stuff
NO PIERCINGS/TATTOOS
no tongue studs, tramp stamps, noise rings, anklet tats, or belly rings, I HATE THEM (but Ear Piercings are fine of course)
lastly…I know its impossible…but Id really really like her to be a virgin (I’m a virgin too) but I live in the real world and I know that train left the station after jr.high, but it be so great.
I think that it all stems from me wanting to be the man in the relationship, I don’t like tattoos or piercings because I don’t want a girl to be strong enough to get those. I want to be older and taller because Im sick of being the lesser, all my life ive been smaller, the inexperienced, the one that others showed the world too, I want to be the person that other people need help from, I want to lead for once in my life.
I know that all this mess in my head is killing any chance I have at love, but I just don’t know how to cure it!!
Please help
Murphy”s Freaking Technology Laws;
- You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the freaking track.
- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong freaking conclusion with confidence.
- Whenever a system becomes completely freaking defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not freaking understand.
- If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first freaking woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
- The opulence of the freaking front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
- The attention span of a computer is only as long as it’s freaking electrical cord.
- An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
- To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the freaking job will take the longest and cost the most.
- Nothing freaking motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
- Some people manage by the book, even though they have no idea who wrote the book or even what freaking book.
- The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
- After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than freaking done.
- Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development. (For confirmation… oh never mind most of us know this)!
- A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple freaking system that works.
- If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
- Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on freaking human reliability is unreliable.
- Give all freaking orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."
- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint onit and he’ll have to touch to be sure.
- All freaking great discoveries are made by mistake.
- Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. (Can I get an Amen?)
- All’s well that freaking ends.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the F’ing hours are lost.
- The first myth of management is that it even exists.
- A freaking failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
- New systems generate new problems.
- We don’t know one millionth of one percent about anything.
- Any given program, when running, is freaking obsolete.
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from F’ing magic.
- The more cordial the buyer’s secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the freaking order.
- In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The F’ing correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.
- Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where it freaking itches.
- All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
- The only perfect science is hind-sight.
- Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the thing being tested will do as it freaking well pleases. (Especially amps, guitars, Harps and other music crap).
- If you can’t understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
- If it’s not in the computer, it doesn’t freaking exist.
- Work smarder and not harder and be carfull of yor fuxing speling.
- If a F’ing experiment works, something has gone wrong.
- When all else fails, read the freaking instructions.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- Everything that goes up must freaking come down. (Usually on your head when you least expect it).
- Any freaking instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
- Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated freaking way.
- Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
- The degree of technical competence is F’ing proportional to the level of management.
- Any attempt to print Murphy’s laws will jam the freaking printer.
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
From; Willys Jokes Archeives
ok now this is problerly ever ones question how to get back with the ex and i no its possible but in my situation is it?
ok i meet my girl in january and every week after that once a week we go out on a date and then i asked her out on valentines day for dinner she said yes .
that nite was supposed to be the last nite cause she was to leave for uni
but i had the same day off as she did and she was really happy that i would still see her ( b4 that she cried as she drove off that nite from dinner) but when i told her i could come a couple days later she was happy
ok then she would take me around the city walk t the beach u no swet stuff and about two months later i asked her out and she said yes
im her first relationship and same with me
i live an hour away i always go by train
but we spent the most together
she is a shy girl and scarefull off getting hurt due to her freinds after a bad break up but read on and i get into that
all her freinds tell me how happy they are how i treat her and respect her and she lovesme and it was a big thing for her to say it because she never feels that way for any one like that before this was around the 5 month mark.
i understand being in uni and living on campus wat can be like with the fun and immaturity and all but i trusted her.
she never really explained how she felt directly but threw art
for example at 6 months she sketched a potrait of us together close to be thats has to mean sum thing
and two months later she sketched another picture of us two at our favorite spot us us alone in detail of the area ( one month before we broke up)
i see her once a week because i dont mind seeing her in the week end but caz im a chef i finish really late around 11.30 u mite say thats early but by the time i get home 12.00 shower and all 12.20 then drive there 1.20am do u no any one who is willing tio wait to see there bf or gf at that time and wait for that person while all ur freinds are out and having fun…………?
but any way i was with her and she looked up set i said wat up
i just want to be freinds i dont feel for u the way u feel for me ( this was 10 months period
im think is oit stressed from uni
influnce from the freinds ike come on he isnt here have fun there plenty guys here and so on
two weeks later when i went up there 9 finially droved )
when we were talking i didnt mean to say i wont give u a second chance
i said if we go into a deep freind shi[p there may not be a second chance
she was teary and saying " i could understand why u wouldnt give me a second chance
that indicated some sort of stress or a choice she made based on freinds
but the nite was stranged her moods and feelings were changing like
so i asked u going to tell ur parents
again teary n saying when i fell like it
she did meantion to me once that she was scared and i re insureed her that i never hurt her
is it possible to fall in love get scared then change into freindship love or if ur parnter is scared then breaks it off how would u go about it to get her back if u really love her
im trying not to think the worse that she cheated on me acciently and broke it off in case i found out ?
because every time i go up to her room shhe didnt mind who saw me
but the day we broke up she said hurry up i dont wanyt people to see u come in ? why would u say that after 10 months
any ways has any one got back with the ex and how did u went about it would it work for me ?
also would it be possible that she may have acciently cheated due to peer pressure and she broke it off b4 i found out
Someone showed me this trick while waiting for a train once. He emptied a sachet of sugar into his palm. Then vanished the sugar in his clenched fist. Showed his hands empty, then clenched his fist and emptied the sugar from it! I’ve seen this trick done with a thumb tip before, but I’m sure he wasn’t using one for this trick. Anyone know the method for this sleight?
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