The FACT is that Nasa Scientists have recently invested 10 million dollars to the study of Magic Assisted Rocket Boosters (M.A.R.B), and the development of Prayer Driven Re-entry Space Modules (P.D.R.S.M) to ensure the safety of astronauts coming back from space After all, the only time problems in space flight ever occurred was when less than 200,000 people of varying faiths were praying for astronauts safety.
Despite hundreds of failed experiments using varying faiths that tried to prove prayer worked beyond a sugar-pill effect, Christian scientists are convinced this is really just a reflection of the lack of faith for those who were praying. So, because of this clear evidence that prayer works, NASA is continuing to exploit the benefits of prayer.
The anticipated savings of the M.A.R.B and P.D.R.S.M programs will afford science the means necessary to create the Never Never Land Teleportation System of Magic (NNLTSM).
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Athetitties, if miracles don’t exist then how do you explain this?
Two boys were on a Christian camping trip when they got lost in the woods. They didn’t know where to go so the oldest boy prayed and prayed, and felt like he should go in a certain direction. So, they ran and ran for a while until the younger one fell on a stick that pierced his abdomen. The younger boy could not run, so the older boy prayed and prayed, and felt he should go in a certain direction. So, he ran and ran until he came to a river which meant they had been going in the wrong direction the whole time, but thank the Lord, he spotted two kyakers that turned out to be doctors! The doctors, without any medical equipment, followed the older boy to the injured boy and found that he had bled to death internally. Later both the older boy and the dead boy were airlifted out of the forest.
21.) Athetitties, are you really sure about evolution? Really?
Hello, I am the millionth creationist retard who knows nothing about evolution. I’d like to start of by saying that you think we evolved from monkeys and then move into my next brilliant point where I tell you science is just a bunch of theories therefore a talking snake in the bible makes the most sense. Now I know you’re wondering why I’m attacking the theory of evolution and not cell theory, pate tectonic theory, or atomic theory, and the answer is simple: i’m an idiot and I don’t know anything about them. All I know is what my church tells me, and my church tells me that evolutionists are really atheists being manipulated by satan. You may be wondering why I’d say that when the majority of evolutionary biologists, or biologists in general, are theists. Well, wonder all you want cuz I’m never going to listen to you! I’m just going to put my fingers in my ears and go "la la la la la!" See! I proved you wrong using your science and your logic!
The fact remains that there is no evidence for evolution! When you see a slowly differentiating fossil record building up to a modern day species, all you have to remember is that any fact you may find are blasphemy. Only the bible is correct. If you want to go to college and be a sinner – fine! I’m going to heaven and evolutionists are going to hell! And don’t tell me I’m not making a point cuz the fear of a made up hell was fine enough for my daddy and ma! They didn’t abort me like they did you evolutionists! Ma may have drank a little much, but she kept at it, and look at me here today – in the religious section refuting evolution step by step. I should be teaching biology courses for Jebus sake!
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