My ex-girlfriend just gave me a penile enhancer for my bday; what can I get her for her birthday as revenge?

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1. I'm Special says:

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   an email suggesting she should get tested
2. kat♥ says:

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   that stuff that makes it tight
3. Lance Uppercut says:

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   buttplug
4. ԼëღრỈ ԲրĄֆֆ says:

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   Vagisil and Monostat.
5. The Great & Powerful Oz says:

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   needle and thread
6. SasssyDaRissa H says:

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   Get her a used vibrater!!
7. Master of Mathematical Analysis says:

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   a dildo along with pamphlets on STDS
8. lizi_somthin says:

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   haha, either birthcontrol, a sex toy, or flavored condoms.
9. BlakEuro says:

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   GET HER A PAIR OF HAND CUFFS AND A WIPE AND SHOW HER WHO’S BOSS LOL
10. legendary~cool says:

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    A plastic surgery gift certificate.=)
11. Dakin Watland says:

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    diet pills. haha
    Maybe Slim Fast? haha
12. L♥veOfMyLife says:

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    a tool that could devirginize her

    maybe that why she gave u the enhancer coz urs is small lol jk
13. Holly Golightly says:

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    Just send her a birthday card 6 months before/after her birthday. If she’s THAT immature (not to mention unoriginal) she should be offended enough.
14. Pandora's Box says:

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    A scale lol
15. ♥♥Sambora 4 Me ♥♥ says:

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    A bottle of Penecillin
    A bottle of douch
    Info on vaginal rejuvination
16. Angel Girl says:

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    Herpes.
17. kron says:

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    vegetables & chef hat